Pick-A-Weapon

[nightsaber]

If you could have any weapon from a video game, Which would it be?

Personally i'd go with the Duel Chainsaw Spear from Gears of War 2. That was just epic.

 

[goatzilla8463]

The search button is an awesome weapon.

Oh, sorry. You're new. Welcome to the Escapist.

My favourite weapon is the hidden blade.

 

[ThePocketWeasel]

Barrett 50.cal ^.^
It's beastly and it makes a nice sound
Itsa kinda boring weapon compared to the other beastly ones people are gonna come up with like things that turn people into a squishy pile of blue goo; but I want one

 

[SharPhoe]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.114524#2092659

There you go. Post there instead.

Oh, and welcome to the Escapist.

 

[Simriel]

The Ambassador. That thing is sexual.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Ugghh, another repeat post.
You're new here, but still this post comes up almost every day.

 

[nightsaber]

Ah, incredibly sorry (Sweatdrop) Let's just let this thread die then.

 

[teisjm]

The Ambassador. That thing is sexual.

When u say sexual do you mean that it's big enough to actually have sex with?

If I do so will it give birth to my android children?

 

[Simriel]

The Ambassador. That thing is sexual.

When u say sexual do you mean that it's big enough to actually have sex with?

If I do so will it give birth to my android children?

No I mean when you see it, you jizz.

 

[teisjm]

The Ambassador. That thing is sexual.

When u say sexual do you mean that it's big enough to actually have sex with?

If I do so will it give birth to my android children?

No I mean when you see it, you jizz.

But if i jizz into it it may get pregnant and give birth to my private android army

 

[traceur_]

Pandora from DMC4 hands down.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Ah, incredibly sorry (Sweatdrop) Let's just let this thread die then.

Hey its cool, your new. So don't sweat it too much haha

 

[BolognaBaloney]

The Ambassador. That thing is sexual.

When u say sexual do you mean that it's big enough to actually have sex with?

If I do so will it give birth to my android children?

No I mean when you see it, you jizz.

But if i jizz into it it may get pregnant and give birth to my private android army

And what's wrong with a private android army?

 

[BlueSharkBoy]

I'd choose the Human Sniper from Halo

 

[Curtmiester]

Well I think I'm going to say the average shotgun. Never know when the zombies will come.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Well I think I'm going to say the average shotgun. Never know when the zombies will come.

What's your zombie plan?

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I'm going with Devil May Cry's Alastor.

 

[teisjm]

The Ambassador. That thing is sexual.

When u say sexual do you mean that it's big enough to actually have sex with?

If I do so will it give birth to my android children?

No I mean when you see it, you jizz.

But if i jizz into it it may get pregnant and give birth to my private android army

And what's wrong with a private android army?

nothing, it's the whole point of it

it's not like I enjoy the fearful sensation of "was it completely unloaded and safe" when I jam the trouser titan into the barrel.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Spoiler: This

Also plasmids.