Pick up Lines
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There is something beautiful in your eyes ...... it's my reflection.
I'd love to bend you over my kitchen sink ...... and drown you.
I'd give you one ...... out of ten.
I'm calling that leg Easter and that leg Christmas ..... can I visit between the holidays?
Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?
Has anyone ever told you that you look beautiful ...... and meant it?
I'd love to bend you over my kitchen sink ...... and drown you.
I'd give you one ...... out of ten.
I'm calling that leg Easter and that leg Christmas ..... can I visit between the holidays?
Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?
Has anyone ever told you that you look beautiful ...... and meant it?
The word of the day is legs. Let's go spread the word.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor.
Me: So where do you work?
Girl: Northbrooke Laboratories
Me: ahh, I thought there was some chemistry between us.
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Girl: Northbrooke Laboratories
Me: ahh, I thought there was some chemistry between us.
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What if -Asita said:
[ul][li]They're a zoologist and therefore know far too many facts about polar bears that you never wanted to hear?[/li]
or
[li]They answer "Enough to break the ice?" for you?[/li]
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OT: "Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?"
"The voices in my head were telling me to come over and say hello to you."
"I spent the entire night thinking up the perfect pick-up line, but I forgot it when I saw you."
To the first: "Really? Well thanks for your help, I'm , by the way."shrekfan246 said:
To the second: "Well that sounds about right." *continues introductions*
...Wait, I just remembered the best one ever.
Here's one that actually worked:
"I'd kill five cute little babies and rape three men to look as good as you do."
"I'd kill five cute little babies and rape three men to look as good as you do."
"I play games"
Hahah, just kidding, that isn't the magical pants-key many people seem to think it is.
As an aside, do people really use pick-up lines?
The guys I have dated have just been my friends at first so we kinda met just normally.
I can't say I've ever had a pick up line used on me IRL.
Hahah, just kidding, that isn't the magical pants-key many people seem to think it is.
As an aside, do people really use pick-up lines?
The guys I have dated have just been my friends at first so we kinda met just normally.
I can't say I've ever had a pick up line used on me IRL.
"Did you fart? because you just blew me away."
I have a poster with 91 bad pickup lines and that's the one I remember (I'll go dig up the poster, if anyone is interested)
Actually, I think I'd rather see retorts to pickup lines something at least highly amusing. Like
Short, simple, and the pickup line is shot to the ground hard.
I have a poster with 91 bad pickup lines and that's the one I remember (I'll go dig up the poster, if anyone is interested)
Actually, I think I'd rather see retorts to pickup lines something at least highly amusing. Like
"Do you imply I'm fat?"Queen Michael said:
Short, simple, and the pickup line is shot to the ground hard.
And what if the person is a zoologist and goes into a lengthy explanation how polar bears will infact not break the ice because they know full well what ice supports them and they also don't have to break any ice to survive since they mainly dig their prey out of snow caves or ambush it at natural air holes in the ice?Asita said:
You'd look pretty dumb there.
As for the topic at hand, I'd probably just open with interesting facts. Like "Did you know a blue whale's penis is at average 3m long and the foreskin can be made into an apron as described in Hermann Melville's Moby Dick?"
"Interesting" in this context might also mean "sexy-ly gross". On the other hand if the person is willing to stay and listen to that then you know you've got someone who's really interested.
Only an issue if she was woefully undereducated regarding idioms in the english language, or deliberately being contrary, especially after one accounts for tone and body language.Quaxar said:
Or a really pedantic student working on a doctorate about polar bears who just wanted to go out to get away from all the hard work for the first night in months before you had to come in and force the memory of being completely stuck with a project about hunting strategies for ages back up. You inconsiderate tool!Asita said:
I mean... only in this setting of course.
"Are you into the early German electronica group Kraftwerk? Because I'd like to be the operator of your pocket calculator!"
Or-
"Is there an assassin in your pants? Because those legs/that ass/those tentacles are killer!"
Those are my two favorites.
Or-
"Is there an assassin in your pants? Because those legs/that ass/those tentacles are killer!"
Those are my two favorites.
You...how did you find that out?? I've taken great pains to ensure that nobody knows my appearance online! Who's your informant??? Is it Google???Quaxar said:
OT: "You know, you're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line".