Pick up Lines

[lacktheknack]

"Hey, can I have a quarter?"

"Uh... why?"

"I don't have my cell phone on me, but I told my Mom I'd call her if I ever saw an angel."

I may or may not have been pepper sprayed for that.

 

[Oskar Kaarle]

"Hi. I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I am Batman. So... can I buy you a drink?"

For a short, far, pale nerd, I actually got a girl's phone number with that one once. She was very drunk.

 

[Oskar Kaarle]

"Hi. I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I am Batman. So... can I buy you a drink?"

For a short, fat, pale nerd, I actually got a girl's phone number with that one once. She was very drunk.

 

[HardkorSB]

Would you like to meet a famous singer?
Because I can introduce you to my Rod Stewart!

 

[Eddy-16]

Possibly the worst pick up line ever invented.
"Hi, I've shit my pants can I get into yours?"

 

[Samurai Rabbit]

I shit you not, a friend of mine actually used the following:

"Get your coat, I've got a knife"

Needless to say it didn't work.

He's still single believe it or not!