Pick-Up lines!!!

[12345cyclone]

Okay, we all know what pick up lines are. Those odd, short phrases that horny and overly-cocky idiots say to random girls after they've had one too many shots(no offence to anyone who has used a pick up line). Now I'll start you off with a couple and let's hear the Escapist members' pick-up lines.

1. Are, you tired, 'cause you been runnin' through my mind all day.

2. You must be an alien, 'cause you're out of this world.

3. Is that a mirror in your pocket, 'cause I can see myself in your pants.

4. (During Christmas) Hey baby, wanna take a trip to Santa's south pole *motion to penis*.

And no, I don't actually use these and heard all of them second hand.

 

[Neosage]

I wish I was RNA, so I could have U!

If I were an enzyme, I'd be a DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.

I fucking love you.


Damn, now I have to add a cheesy pick-up line.

"I lost my house keys number, can I have yours?"

"If I could rewrite they alphabet, I would put U and I together!"

I have never heard a pick-up line used seriously before though, has anyone?

 

[Vivaldi]

Ill take a line from The Beastie Boys and their awesome song "Brass Monkey"

"Yo, girly! Whats up?"

That is all that is necessary...

 

[APPCRASH]

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

"You're not wearing any underwear."
"What!?!"
"Sorry, my magic watch must be an hour fast."

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

"I like every bone in your body, including mine."

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"Help the homeless, take me home with you."

 

[Fulax]

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

Genius. Must try that one.

 

[quiet_samurai]

You know what an overweight polar bear is good for? Breaking the ice.......

After checking the tag on her shirt say "Yep, made in heaven."

One I actually use in real life all the time, walk up to her after making eye contact and say
"What's your name? Now when we stare at each other it won't be so awkward." or "Now when we stare at each other I know who's looking." Gets giggles all the time.

 

[zen5887]

"Life is short, you're hot - Coffee?"

I'm not sure if that will work...

 

[KjellKanon]

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.

I'm a love pirate, and I'm here for your booty! RARRRR

 

[HardRockSamurai]

"What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?"

"Lemme call you Silent Hill.... 'cause things will really get freaky when I'm inside you."

...and my personal favorite...

"So, you ever been in a 5-Man Raid?"

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Fuck me If I'm wrong, but is your name Christi? No?

If I followed you home would you keep me?

 

[j0z]

"Baby, are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you!"

"Nice shoes"

No, I have never used them.

 

[12345cyclone]

I wish I was RNA, so I could have U!

If I were an enzyme, I'd be a DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.

EDIT: I would totally use these, since any self respecting biology geek would laugh at them. I would never date a woman who wasn't into the same stuff as me.

Yeah, but when I mean "would you use one," I mean would you use one to actually try to get a girl to come home with you, not just for laughs.

 

[name333]

do you work at subway? cause your giving me a footlong
have you been eating lucky charms? you look magically delicious
if you were a booger id pick you first
can i take a picture of you? i want to show santa what i want for christmas
i lost my teddy bear. can i sleep with you instead?

 

[RavenTT]

"What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?"

"Lemme call you Silent Hill.... 'cause things will really get freaky when I'm inside you."

...and my personal favorite...

"So, you ever been in a 5-Man Raid?"

haha, genious
anyway the last pick up line someone used on me was 'did you just fart cos you blew me away'

 

[The_Chief]

"you got nice cans"

but seriously

"are you an optomitrist? cuz....your hot"

 

[DrDeath3191]

"Are you an angel? Because I have an erection..."
... wait...

 

[Smack-Ferret]

This:

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1758/

I love these guys.