Pick-Up lines!!!

[dsau]

good thing i brought my library card, cause im checking you out

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

excuse me but by being so pretty, you caused me to not watch where i was going, and so i ran into a wall, so ill need your name and number for insurance purposes.

 

[SeventySeven]

Do you like Pokemon, 'cause I'd like to Peek-at-chyoo!

Must use that on my pokemon nerd friends : D

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

im like a rubix cube. the longer you play with me the harder i get

 

[LongAndShort]

Fuck me If i'm wrong, but have we met?

If she laughs your on to something.

 

[JWAN]

"Want free tickets to the gun show (motion to arms)"
"Don't tell the cops, I don't have permits for these guns (motion to arms) "
"Is it ok for me to carry these pipes on the plane? (motion to arms)"
"Get in the trunk"
"Does this taste like roofie to you?"
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I'ma fuck you with a rake."

I've never used that one, but I have told my friends, that are girls, that and they found it funny.

But all of the ones I can think of are already in use, and I don't wanna type repeats.

 

[12345cyclone]

Best said in a dark alley with a knife in hand. "Scream and I'll knife ya *****." It is how my old boss got his wife.

"I may not be the best looking guy here but I am the only one talking to you."

Jeez, I can clearly see why that man is your OLD boss. I'd put some distance between him and you.

 

[War Penguin]

"What has thirty two teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."

I will give that person a medal if he (or she) uses that. Seriously, a friggin medal (not really).

 

[thepj]

this one might not be the best but always gets a few laughs: "is it hot in here or is it just this radiator, you look nice to by the way"

 

[MURPHYCHACHO]

As a woman, let me share with you the single wost pick up line I have EVER HEARD.

"Baby, did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? 'Cause you're magically delicious."

 

[teutonicman]

Do you have a map, 'cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Damn girl you must be a ticket 'cause you got fine written all over you.

 

[gbemery]

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Thank you! No one ever seems to get this one right. They always say either just 'Nice shoes' or 'Nice shoes, want to have sex?' Those just don't have the same ring to them.

 

[Liro_Raeriyo]

"Dinner with an idiot?" (can be replaced with Fool and such words)

"You should stop using your beauty as a weapon, it strikes too many men with pain when their girlfriends catch them looking at you."

"Falling from heaven to meet you was the right choice in my mind."

"Paradise is lost when your not in sight."

These are a couple i made up before, mostly bad but i have tried all of them and had some positive result, but as far as scoring goes iv`e yet to get that far.

 

[person427]

Hey baby, do you know how to use the search bar [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/global/search/?q=pick+up+lines&cx=005672590579257297818%3Amkmrjhvsnwa&cof=FORID%3A9&ie=UTF-8#1314]?

For some reason I want to try this one now.
*take out 20 sided die and roll* If 19: 19+4, that means I score! If other high number: Really, you do? If low number: Oh, okay then. Sorry for waisting your time...*Walk away*
Don't worry, I never have used or will use this.

 

[NIL8]

here is on that worked with my girlfriend

"you hear in china a woman named yu-mi won the federal erection"

i used this and later that night i slept with her, score?

 

[NIL8]

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