Pick your Apocalypse!

[ThatLankyBastard]

If you had a chance to live any apocalyptic scenario what would you choose and why? Fallout? Nazi Resurrection? Care Bears Eat Everybody? Go for it...

Personally I'd pick Zombies because I payed for all that survival equipment and I'm gonna use it Goddamnit!

EDIT: Please! Don't everyone pick Zombies! I know that they're awesome but this is for a Sociology experiment... Be creative!

Part 1 of my Sociology Project... Here's Part 2!

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[BonsaiK]

I'd pick anything but zombies. Zombies are so overdone, I'd die of boredom before they broke through the wooden planks on my windows...

Actually, Nazi resurrection would be okay... I'm part-German and I look pretty Germanic (despite also being Asian) so I'd probably be pretty safe. I'd have to shelter a lot of friends under my floorboards though.

 

[Dark Knifer]

A meteor the size of jupiter about to smash through earth. There will be much sex that day I'd imagine, so it will be a very enjoyable apocalypse...

 

[The Wykydtron]

Zombies, but only if I lived long enough to get a shotgun, link up with friends, find safehouse etc no "wait what? Zombies? NOM" insta death k thx. Otherwise robots, giant killer robots... with Kinnect sensors for heads...

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

A meteor the size of jupiter about to smash through earth. There will be much sex that day I'd imagine, so it will be a very enjoyable apocalypse...

I like the way you think...

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

As a nerd raised by a crazy hillbilly father (the good kind, not the Larry the cable guy kind), I'm in a very good position to survive a zombie apocalypse. I have all of the background knowledge on zombies, and the majority of my childhood was spent learning survival skills, marksmanship, and knife/hatchet throwing. I am entirely serious.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I'd pick anything but zombies. Zombies are so overdone, I'd die of boredom before they broke through the wooden planks on my windows...

Really, I only picked Zombies because I have the creative capability of a stale cracker...

 

[DJDarque]

Spoiler

This is probably the best apocalypse ever.

 

[Leemaster777]

Hmm... well, zombies come to mind first, but everyone is going to pick zombies, and everyone knows how to survive one, so that's boring.

I'm gonna go with Cthulhu. The world being consumed by madness and tentacle hentai monsters? Now THAT'S interesting.

 

[TheWwwizard]

Zombies, wait I can't pick that one? Alien invasion.

Hmm... well, zombies come to mind first, but everyone is going to pick zombies, and everyone knows how to survive one, so that's boring.

I'm gonna go with Cthulhu. The world being consumed by madness and tentacle hentai monsters? Now THAT'S interesting.

Yea but those tentacle hentai monsters would be taking all the action! Not to mention they probably wouldn't be that picky about who they had their way with.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I'm gonna go with Cthulhu. The world being consumed by madness and tentacle hentai monsters? Now THAT'S interesting.

Tentacle Hentai monsters eh? I like it, I like it alot...

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

sorry dude, but my answer is Zombie Apocalypse, using whatever you can to survive against hordes of frenzied living corpses would be awesome

 

[The Man With the Soap]

I want every possible apocolyptic scenerio at the same time.

 

[Nouw]

Preferably a zombie apocalypse. The slow moving Romero, bite infection ones.

 

[Leemaster777]

I'm gonna go with Cthulhu. The world being consumed by madness and tentacle hentai monsters? Now THAT'S interesting.

Tentacle Hentai monsters eh? I like it, I like it alot...

Why thank you.

Another one I thought of is what if every vagina on the planet suddenly become lined with sharp teeth.

Humanity would be dead in a generation.

 

[cerebus23]

real end of the world type stuff, yellowstone national park explodes and wipes out a good portion of the country in an instant, toxic fumes and soot and so on cause a global nuclear type winter that lasts decades and cause the next mass extinction event. my money is on this happening soonish course soonish in geological terms means maybe tomorrow or 100 million years or so. but it will happen at some point.

fantasy majin buu shows up and blows up the planets.

 

[hittite]

Last Blood style zombie apocalypse. By which I mean that vampires (who do not, in fact, sparkle) defending their last remaining source of food against hordes of zombies. Yes.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I'm gonna go with Cthulhu. The world being consumed by madness and tentacle hentai monsters? Now THAT'S interesting.

Tentacle Hentai monsters eh? I like it, I like it alot...

Why thank you.

Another one I thought of is what if every vagina on the planet suddenly become lined with sharp teeth.

Humanity would be dead in a generation.

You win the "Vagina Full of Razor-Blades" Award my friend...

 

[AvsJoe]

If you had a chance to live any apocalyptic scenario what would you choose and why? Fallout? Nazi Resurrection? Care Bears Eat Everybody? Go for it...

I'm going to agree with Swaim and choose the incoming meteor. The way he described it, man, it'd be AWESOME!