Pick Your "Worthless" Super Power!

[AnotherAvatar]

I would have the power to change the various hues of the human body: Hair, eyes, skin.

Could be absurdly handy for a number of reasons, however it is indeed useless for anything other than subterfuge... And looking like an Avatar character.

 

[Stasisesque]

I have trouble sleeping, so I think I'd like the power to make myself sleep and wake up whenever I wanted.

 

[Tj Sprague]

The power to unlaminate things...

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

I would have the power to talk to and command cats! They will call me...THE CAT WHISPERER!!! And because I really love cats.

 

[mitchell271]

As an example, I'll give you mine...which is pretty cliche, I know, but I REALLY wanted to do it to someone today. That is, quite simply, the ability to reach into a computer screen, through the internet, and out of someone else's computer screen to slap them in the mouth and flip them the bird.

Oh, god, that would be amazing.

OT: Summoning sandwiches. It only works once a day but it can be anything I want.
This would actually be awesome for me right now 'cause I'm in res and the food here gets pretty boring after about a week.

 

[Superlative]

The power to troll pets, houseplants, and out of tune guitars.

 

[alwaysrockon]

The power to weld dogs to people faces.... Soon Soon.

 

[Superlative]

Talking to animals. They probably have so many secrets from what their owners do alone...

because your cat always knows what it means when you kick them out of the room and get out the 'flashlight'.

 

[Diablo2000]

Talking to sea-life!

Can you imagine a superhero whose power is talking to sea life? Hahahahaha how lame would that be!

[small]I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist.[/small]

well, to be honest, being able to talk to sea life can have its uses, just not practical uses like in combat.

as for my useless super power: being able to see into the future.

Hey... That will come very handy next time you play the lottery. Unless is one those "I can't control what I see" type of things, in that case it just sucks.

As for me it would be knowing the solution to puzzles just by looking at them. Yeah... Very fucking useful.

Captcha:be my friend... I guess someone is felling lonely.

 

[RedDeadFred]

The power to weld dogs to people faces.... Soon Soon.

What the fuck....?

OT: The power to turn elevators into spiral staircases.

 

[Zenn3k]

The ability to turn sugar into salt.

 

[Reaper195]

The ability to give animals more asses.

 

[malestrithe]

Mine would be Induce PTSD.

 

[Evil Smurf]

the ability to make alcohol out of water

 

[Asita]

...Would "Rain manipulation" (Ie, the ability to make it rain/stop raining (with the requisite secondary power of being able to prime conditions to make it rain, but nothing fancier than that)) count for these purposes? I mean on the one hand, it's absolutely worthless for crimefighting. On the other hand, it is VERY useful outside outside of it, especially for areas suffering from drought.

Talking to sea-life!

Can you imagine a superhero whose power is talking to sea life? Hahahahaha how lame would that be!

[small]I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist.[/small]

Guess what lives in the sea...

 

[StormShaun]

Speaking any language at any time...would that counnt. Cause that would be awesome. ^_^

If not...the power to levitate light objects. Like pillows, my dinner and drinks. That would be great too.

 

[The Goat Tsar]

I'd like the ability to command squirrels to do my bidding. I'd have them guard my apartment, and annoy the living hell out of people I don't like.

Oh what's that Steve? Your car keys keep moving to weird places in your apartment?
[small]Muahahahahahahaha[/small]

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

The power to hover a couple of centimetres off the ground. I don't know if this is a bit of a proper superpower due to the application of walking on water, but it would be very useful for preventing shoes from getting dirty.

The powers of rain summoning, efficient crowd navigation and metal detection would be next. Because pomeranian summoning is a bit too powerful to be called worthless.

 

[Alternative]

The ability that any hostile animals become friendly and docile around me.

Because i fucking hate getting chased down the road because some dirt bag couldn't be bothered locking up his guard dog.