Pick Your "Worthless" Super Power!

[Lt._nefarious]

The ability to turn myself into Nicolas Cage at any time.

Alternatively, the ability to punch Shia LaBeuf in the face from any where at any time...

 

[eventhorizon525]

Some that I thought about:

The ability to be the most physically fit person in the world, but only when crippled or handicapped (like say when you have a broken leg or something more permanent).

Not needing sleep as long as you are lying in bed.

The ability to survive any fall, but only if you aren't conscious.

Being able to remember anything, right after it would be relevant.

 

[Driekan]

I already have one. The ability to randomly, and uncontrollably, cause electronics to short out or in any other way cease functioning.

Street lights have failed as I walk past them frequently enough that people noticed the pattern. And then that long history of IT calls was explained.

It sucks, but it does make me feel like a badass, so there.

 

[rayman56]

My worthless power would be the ability to give every guy in a room an erection.

 

[RJ 17]

The ability to forget TV shows, Video Games and Movies after I had experienced them.

Would be a-mazing.

You know, that really is a pretty good "useless" power, and yet it'd still be incredibly useful! For me, I'd forget all about the Portal games just so I could have fun playing through them again with each time being my first time! (so I wouldn't already know all the solutions)

 

[tmande2nd]

The ability to have lazer guided spit.
So I can be like a camel.

Just wait for it...and POW hit someone with a gob o spit right in the back of the head.
Except Robert D JR

 

[evilengine]

someone who shits everything he sees. Like cyclops he has to wear shades to prevent this, pray he doesn't look at the moon or something

 

[RufusMcLaser]

Able to whistle through sheetrock.
(The original character creation system in the Marvel tabletop RPG left a bit to be desired.)

 

[FolkLikePanda]

I will use my powers to... TURN KYLE INTO A CHICKEN! PWAH!

 

[The White Hunter]

I want the ability to make anything taste like anything else. Iced tea flavoured water, it's like all the taste with none of the awful health problems!

You could just make muesli taste like bacon and t hus solve many an issue!

OT: Hmm, the power of willing chafing of the groin upon others.

 

[The White Hunter]

My worthless power would be the ability to give every guy in a room an erection.

Surely you can already do that with just a little effort? XDD

 

[Evil Smurf]

The ability to make alcohol out of water.

Humans are 70% water. <_< You could kill people with that power.

For me, I want the power to remember everthing, perfectly. Everything I see, and hear anyway.
>_> I don't think it would be so fun to remember everthing you feel, smell, and taste.

Captcha: xylopone

If I had that power, I would never misspell this word, or any word ever again. Also, I could use the most complex passwords ever without ever having to write them down.

fantastic, "Don't touch me crime! Or I will turn you into Larger! Then get drunk at your funeral."

 

[excalipoor]

I can think of one, but it's too dirty to mention here.

Now that I think about it, it might not even be entirely worthless...

 

[Nimzar]

The power to sometimes smell through TIME. No control over when it triggers, which direction it triggers in, or how far from the current moment the smell comes from. So COMPLETELY useless. Occasionally I just smell something that was once or will be present at my current location.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

The power to resist temperatures from 50 minus to 50 plus with no discomfort

 

[Aetera]

I'd want the power to make any beverage alcoholic without changing the taste. Imagine the pranking opportunities! And the "getting drunk anywhere" opportunities! Not to mention the money I'd save...

 

[redhatman]

my power would be the ability to mimic any voice... for good of course.