Picket Sign For Shepard Cosplay, Need Help!

[soren7550]

Ok, so I'm going to NYCC this Friday, and as a part of my costume, I wanted to have a humorous picket sign. The best I can really come up with right now is 'Repent, for the Reapers have Arrived!' or at least something along the lines of that.

So I asked some people on other sites for help and these are the best that were offered to me:
(under a picture of the turian council member) "YES, REAPERS. DON'T DISMISS THE CLAIM"

"I have to spend all day computing Pi because Joker plugged in the OVERLORD..."

So, I need your help coming up with something short, sweet and Mass Effect related. (should have asked sooner, I know.) Unless you guys think one of the ones above will work fine. (think I'm leaning towards the Overlord one)

 

[Nimzar]

"Don't be fooled by popular myth! Shakespeare was actually an Elcor."

That's all I've got.

 

[CobraX]

Best Shepard line ever was when the Illusive man is bitching at SHepard for wasting time and money Shepard can respond with "I'm sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you, I'm getting a lot of bullshit on this line."

BEST MASS EFFECT LINE EVER

Or you could just go with the classic

"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite..."

By the way nice Alpha Protocol avatar. The character is Sister, right? Shame the game ain't getting a sequel. I rather liked Alpha Protocol, even with all it's flaws.

 

[Phlakes]

Best Shepard line ever was when the Illusive man is bitching at SHepard for wasting time and money Shepard can respond with "I'm sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you, I'm getting a lot of bullshit on this line."

I got that on my first playthrough and loved it so much, but forgot how to get to it in every other file. Maybe next time.

 

[Avatar Roku]

"I have to spend all day computing Pi because Joker plugged in the OVERLORD..."

I have to say, that is the best one. Do that. Seriously.

 

[Avatar Roku]

"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite..."

By the way nice Alpha Protocol avatar. The character is Sister, right? Shame the game ain't getting a sequel. I rather liked Alpha Protocol, even with all it's flaws.

Well they just call her Sis. I wish she appeared a bit more often. And I too am sad about a lack of sequel. I enjoyed the stealth quite a bit.

Yeah, she's great, as is the whole game. It really is a shame about the sequel, but we'll still get more Obsidian games, so I'm cool.

 

[the spud]

Just pick any of the following.

Spoiler

He's so cooool.

"Implications unpleasant" is a good one.

 

[Xanadu84]

Id say some variant on, "1% of {Blank} control 99% of {Blank}. Throw in a little topical humor. Too late for me to add in the details. Ill mention one if I think of a good one. After sleep.

 

[Dango]

I would just make a sign with an arrow on it that says "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite cosplay at the convetion", and point at all the cosplayers that come by...

 

[Comando96]

"This isn't a casino, get back to work"

Quite appropriate. May need to add a "-Commander Shepard" to it though.

If you just want a funny because its unrelated one then go for "How about we all take a step back from the weird alien impaling devices"-Commander Shepard

 

[WolfThomas]

"Occupy The Citadel!"

Or draw a picture of a renegade interrupt.

 

[Silverfox99]

"Someone feed my fish while I am away."

"Party at Dr. Chakwas' after the convention..."

"Will do loyalty missions for food."

 

[AD-Stu]

How about:

"Rachni are people too"

"Anderson for ambassador in 2186"

 

[Berethond]

"I'm tired of your disingenuous assertions."

 

[Derlwyn]

"I've punched reporters for less..."

 

[soren7550]

Though the "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite..." might be a bit overused.

Worked for me. I got a discount on a Turian Councilor for Space President t shirt, a free pin, magnet, Normandy X-Box 360 avatar prop, and an inflatable Omni-Blade, I endorsed several booths, a dude's podcast (http://dailystooge.com/?cat=31), a library, and the con itself, plus it made a lot of people happy.

 

[The Funslinger]

Well, the bogstandard "I'm Commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite booth in the convention" might be good. Or you could do something along the lines of "My other car is the Normandy SR2" or "I love the sweet, refreshing taste of new Reneg-aid." or quote the song and put "You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than (this) Commander Shepherd!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

you could have the conversation-wheel. when someone talks to you, point to your answer type (sarcastic, dickhead, etc) when you say it.
or "If there is alien life... Buy me some condoms."