Pickup Lines That Shouldn't Have Worked, But Did.

[Master_Fast]

My friend keeps using the line "Giant polar bear!" to which girls respond "what?" and he says "broke the ice."

Amazingly bad, yet it gets him so much ass.

 

[MissPixxie]

I wish I was DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes

Gets me every time xD

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Nothing more need ever be said. Seemed to work out quite well for him though, so I think I might try it someday.

In my case I've never used pickup lines, I prefer to actually get to know girls through conversation, then just suggest meeting up again at another time, if they like.

The other option is just to come off stage holding a guitar having just played a good set, go straight to a girl who you noticed was watching you really closely, and ask if you can pack your stuff up near her. That works more than you would believe.

 

[Kif]

Just throwing this wildcard out there... I know it's completely off the wall, but it does work.

Hi, can I buy you a drink?

Failing that, nothing at all... the first girl I made out with at a club neither one of us said a word until after the making out had happened. (to put some context into it we had danced next to each other, then with each other and then made out)

 

[Flying Dagger]

Unsure as to why post #5 resulted in a permaban...

OT: I've used the line "Let's pretend to kiss to freak out the younger kids"

which started a six month relationship.

When she couldn't work out how to fake kiss.

 

[Grey_Focks]

"Your hot. wanna hang out?"

Don't think that really qualifies as a pick-up line, but it is surprisingly effective.

 

[SPCF]

"Hey, nice legs... What time do they open?"
Haven't tried it out yet, but my friend says it worked for him once >.<

 

[spartan231490]

I've never really asked anyone out. And if I were gonna, I would not use pick-up lines outside of satire.

I used to like to cut in while my friends were picking up girls and say something wildly inappropriate, though. Usually along the lines of suggesting there was some sort of depraved orgy planned.
I have heard this sometimes turned out positively for them. Which made it less fun.
I have also heard this resulted in girls looking for me. Which made me decide to never ever do anything like that again.

Not used as a pick-up line, but I remember two friends of mine were all busy making out, so I stood close to them, put on my best "Scary Yorkshireman Voice" and said, "Man, you guys are loud!"

My preferred line is, in a Scottish accent (accents are fun), shouting, "I find ya' dead sexay!" Surprisingly enough, it hasn't worked yet. Perhaps girls don't like Scotsmen.

Edit: Hm, didn't notice my 3000th post. Lord Mountbatten shall prevail.

Or it could be the disturbing similarity to fat bastard, from austin powers.

 

[Spinozaad]

"It might be the ecstacy talking, but... you just have the cutest hair clip in your hair. And your smile, it's... like... yeah. Warm and sweet and... yeah. Can I get a hug?"

She happened to be a psychonaut/druggie too.

 

[CosmicCommander]

Hmm...

I was once told the greatest pickup line in the history of man... I give it's knowledge to you carefully and solemnly.

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

 

[josetaco]

hey sorry I smell like piss but you know how it is

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

"Hey, wanna touch my penis?"

Its worked about 4 times when it should never have worked.

 

[tehbeard]

My mate once said to a girl at a bar and i kid you not.
"Hey you pushed infront of me"
5 minutes later he was playing tounge tennis with her.

 

[lacktheknack]

"Can I have a quarter? I said I'd call my Mom if I ever saw an angel..."

She gave me a quarter. Success! Maybe the next one won't tell me to screw off...

 

[Wadders]

"Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?"

Never used it, never will, but it still makes me laugh.

Hmm...

I was once told the greatest pickup line in the history of man... I give it's knowledge to you carefully and solemnly.

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Gawd Darn it, ninja'd

hey sorry I smell like piss but you know how it is

This actually made me LOL.

 

[LetalisK]

Are you going to be walking alone to your car later?

 

[GiantRedButton]

Again...

"Nice Tits"

She laughed. They were Nice Tits too!

Well you just don't lie about that
If they are nice you should be allowed to aknowledge that^^

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

"Is that ass from Mc.Donald's? Because I'm lovin' it!"

Amazingly enough, I got closer to her (as a friend I mean) using that.

Stealing this. I have no shame.

For this line, there should be no shame.

"Hey, y'know you're really pretty, you really are, you're really really pretty"

it worked after five fucking months of her and her boyfriend being together... I whipped her up the day she dumped him. He was a friend. He didn't blame me. It was awesome.

Time to use the same 'talk to her randomly' technique, giving her my phone number and telling her to call me again on a different girl... and break her relationship as well. Oh how flawed i don't care I am.

 

[Feriluce]

Unsure as to why post #5 resulted in a permaban...

OT: I've used the line "Let's pretend to kiss to freak out the younger kids"

which started a six month relationship.

When she couldn't work out how to fake kiss.

Yea, that banning doesn't make any sense. I see nothing inappropriate in that post whatsoever.