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Mookie_Magnus

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"Hi. My name's (Your name). I think you are sexually attractive." It usually flatters most girls.
 

quiet_samurai

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Not really a pick up line but I use this all the time.

Walk over to a girl and say "I figured if we going to keep staring at each other we might as well know one another's names...you know to alleviate the akwardness."

That's what Bill Clinton said to Hillary the day they met, I'm not lying, I saw it on a news interview. The great thing is that it works, Clinton was a smooth operator anyways.
 

DrunkWithPower

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Apr 17, 2009
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Glefistus said:
Hello, my name is search bar, what's yours?


A thread of exactly the same topic was here not but two weeks ago.
*shakes head* your full of no fun today.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
 

ThatOneJewYouNo

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Sep 22, 2009
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"Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."

That's the only one I can think of on the fly, but I think it's funny.
 

wax88

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The best option is not to use pick up lines-they come across as cliche and cheesy. Their only purpose is to turn off any girl you use them on or as a source of ultimate embarassment for you the moment the girl you use on scoffs at your cheesiness, and thus a great source of humour for your mates who are watching from across the room at your failed attmpt to pick up a girl.

therefore for your own sake, it is advisable to refrain from using pick-up lines.
 

Souplex

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Jul 29, 2008
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You: Hey you, you're stupid!
Her: What did you just-
You: Stupid hot.
 

LongAndShort

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May 11, 2009
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"Its alright honey, have another drink. I'll drive you home tonight."
That's a decent one because its clever without being to dirty.

Of course there's always "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but have we met?"
 

Zetsubou

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Sep 14, 2009
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Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
 

stone0042

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This is incredibly tacky and would never work, but
"You got a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

EDIT: Dammit! Ninja'd!
 

War Penguin

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What has 32 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?
My zipper.
I'm sorry but it had to be said.