Pickup Lines

[Red Cattle Dog]

To a girl who has nothing in her Hands;

Those Look heavy, would you like me to help carry Them

 

[AWC Viper]

Not really a pick up line but I use this all the time.

Walk over to a girl and say "I figured if we going to keep staring at each other we might as well know one another's names...you know to alleviate the akwardness."

That's what Bill Clinton said to Hillary the day they met, I'm not lying, I saw it on a news interview. The great thing is that it works, Clinton was a smooth operator anyways.

that guy wanted love not war. what a great president.

 

[AWC Viper]

i bet you a

A line that got my old boss his wife.
Approached her from behind in a dark park as she walked home. Covered her mouth and he said these magical words "Scream and I'll knife ya *****." She was soo enamoured with him she banged him right there. She was even crying with joy.

True story.

i believe that's known as "rape" and is a Felony.