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LilGherkin

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"Now I understand you Vietnamese are quite mad, we both screwed up. You were hard to tell apart from the Vietcong,and I had my part in My Lai massacre, but we can work this out."
 

Zombie_Fish

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Got some more:

'See, that's what happens when you don't pay off your car tax'
'I've got a bad feeling about this'
'HA! SHE FELL OVER!'
'Betcha £10 I can hit this one right between the eyes.'
'Grass, mud, dirt and dried blood; Vanish Oxi Action gets rid of all these tough stains and more!'
'You see, that's why my mum never dates men with beards. They're always the ones that get attacked by zombies.'

Thanks for putting me at no. 1! :)
 

Antmajig

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"Hey guys... pull my gun"
"Benjamin Button meets dawn of the dead"
"Im too young to die"
"Get him he's white"
"You join the boy scouts for one day..."
"Louis come back your not a n***er!"
 

Antmajig

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"Just a drink, a Martini, shaken not stirred."
The modelling agency said nothing about this!
Bill you gotta get that sand outta your vagina
"Everyday is exactly the same, there is not love and there is no pain"
Left 3 Dead now
When your hero is Solid Snake there is alot to live up to...
DO A BARREL ROLL DO A BARREL ROLL
 

Thespamanator

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Antmajig said:
"Just a drink, a Martini, shaken not stirred."
The modelling agency said nothing about this!
Bill you gotta get that sand outta your vagina
"Everyday is exactly the same, there is not love and there is no pain"
Left 3 Dead now
When your hero is Solid Snake there is alot to live up to...
DO A BARREL ROLL DO A BARREL ROLL
Ok give up now =P
 

LilGherkin

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Bored Tomatoe said:
I'm going to reuse one of my own jokes.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

I think his should replace the three fity one on your top 3.
 

Zombie_Fish

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I disagree to, mainly because the tree fifty one I understand...

However, I do also like "Take that wheelchair boy!" and personally, I prefer that one to the "pull my gun" one.
 

Thespamanator

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LilGherkin said:
Is it going to be a new caption with every page or several pages?
Generally when theres a boredom amongst you, such as I sense coming soon, or when someone makes me laugh so hard I know it won't be beaten =]
 

Zombie_Fish

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EVEN MORE!:
-Rolf Harris has now started to regret agreeing to appear in the new Resident Evil game.
-DAMM WAL-MART EMPLOYEES!!
-Would you know what to do in a situation like this? If not, buy Left 4 Dead.
-Bill, I am your father.

(Okay, I think I'll stop now)

Also, don't bother asking me who Rolf Harris is, just look him up on Google Images.

EDIT- I really am going to stop posting now as I think other people should deserve a chance and I already have two places in the top 3 (SWEET!). I would also like to thank thespamanator for giving me 1st and 3rd place (Personally though, I prefer my wal mart one to the left 4 dead advertisement), and I will shut up now...

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"Must... restrain... putting... more... funny... captions...- NO! No more okay? Give others a chance!"
 

FireFly90

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"Would you stay still! I'm trying make sure that i get you right between the eyes. How can i do that if you flailing about like a kid on a sugar high?!"
 

Neonbob

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"Fortunately, as a lifelong alcoholic, Bill new exactly what to do when confronted by angry brothers on the lawn of an unfamiliar house."

"Bill took an unorthodox approach to his preaching, and occasionally ran into the hostile listener."