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Badong

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Well, pissed up stupor and all, I fell off the second floor balcony of my house while trying to catch a butterfly. I broke a dozen or so bones because of that.

Meh. I've done worse on purpose. :D
 

Wuvlycuddles

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I punched a window, jeebus that was dumb..... At least now when i give people the finger with my right hand its horribly scarred making even more effective!

Ok, maybe two cuts doesn't make it "horribly" scarred... But my right hand is pretty fucked up, total of 8 scars from various injuries, accidents and bitchy girlfriends. 5 scars from the window, 1 from being jabbed with a pencil when i was 7, 1 cigarette burn from one total whore of a girlfriend who got angry over me daring to hang out with a girl other than her even though that girl had been my friend for years and is a total lesbian so nothing would have happened aaaaand finally i sliced open the underside of my middle finger when trying to put a HDD in its cradle, the stupid HP designed case was fucking lethal! Why have sharp metal bits where peoples fingers might be?
 

Esotera

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I ran a knife across my finger to check if it was sharp, one trip to hospital later, it turned out it was. Although I know someone that broke their toe racing their sister to the toilet, which probably beats that.
 

Stalydan

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About 2004-ish, a couple of days before the accident, brother smashed the glass cover of my bedroom ceiling light with a yo-yo. The remains that were still attached to it weren't taken off but it wasn't likely I'd hurt myself on it... but I did. Playing Sega Superstars (Eyetoy game... yep, I had one xD) and I was on the Sonic the Hedgehog game, Shadow Mode. It took me a while but I completed it. Raised my arms into the air in relief and celebration aaaaand... well the glass went into my right hand middle finger. Missed my bone but it hurt like a *****. Still have a fairly visible scar there.
 

TheAceTheOne

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Crashed a golf cart into a flatbed truck and damn near died as a result... If I'd been inches to the left or right, that woulda been curtains for me. But I wasn't, so all that happened was that I tore most of the skin of my pinky finger and broke the bone pretty badly.
 

Erana

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I have a burn scar on my side, about belt height and two inches long from when I ran into a hot casserole dish...
Admittedly, my sister was in the hospital and I was really freaking out; under normal circumstances I burn myself in the kitchen maybe once every four months, but that week, I wound up burnt myself six days out of the week because I was so exhausted and worried.

Badong said:
Well, pissed up stupor and all, I fell off the second floor balcony of my house while trying to catch a butterfly. I broke a dozen or so bones because of that.

Meh. I've done worse on purpose. :D
Well, for a stupid mistake, that's actually really awesome.
 

teebeeohh

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about 10% of my right hand is scar tissue from when i put my hand in a pot of boiling water at age 3.
 

Shockolate

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Not me, but a friend of mine decided is was a good idea to scratch and itch on his nose...with his pocket knife.

Took a chunk out of his nose.
 

Zhadramekel

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It's not such a horrible injury but it was probably when I broke one of my toes. Even now the story grosses people out. Walking across my parents bedroom barefoot when I was a kid, walked into one of the bedposts, four toes went on one side, little toe went to the other. And just to add insult to injury I could feel the bones rubbing against each other when I walked. It wasn't pleasant.
 

Angry_squirrel

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When I was 9 I decided I wanted to try a 3 metre ramp to ramp jump on my bike. The front wheel of the bike caught on the front of the second ramp, and I fell and broke my collarbone.
 

Aircross

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Summer camp. 6 years old. T-bat.

At the end of every session, the couch would hit a ball as hard as he could for the kids to catch.

The "soft" ball went past my mitt and crash into my nose.
 

evenest

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Years ago, while soldering some water-pipes in a crawl-space, the joint separated. Not thinking about what I was doing, I reached out and put my palm on the elbow to push it back onto the pipe. One Indiana Jones moment later, and there I am with my hand in a snowbank. Thank God for snow.
 

Fursnake

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A couple years ago I was playing with my puppy outside, chasing him while he had a toy. He tripped over his own feet and since I was running after him really fast, I couldn't stop in time and I tripped over him. I went flying across the yard and my arm caught the edge of a doghouse that was there and ripped my forearm clean open. YOu could see the muscle and stuff it was a pretty gnarly tear. Took 13 stitches to close up.

Warning-Graphic image, do not click unless you can handle some gross looking shit.

 

devotedsniper

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Well my worst has to be when i was younger on my bike, i managed to rip all my skin off on my knees and elbows, ever since my knees and elbows make a cracking noise at least once every 2-3 days.
 

redisforever

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Still have a scar on the top of my finger when I touched a soldering iron a few years ago, wasn't paying attention. I'd post a picture, but it doesn't show up well on camera. Not horrific looking, just a bit paler bit of skin.

And stapled my thumb with a staple gun once. Stopped bleeding after I poured water on it. Didn't even hurt.
 

Vhite

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I miss around 1 cm from index finger on my left hand since I was 3 so welcome in the club, but you gonna have to try harder next time.
 

Skuffyshootster

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When I was 2 years old, I reached for a Barney video that was on a table. The table fell on my left big toe, and effectively severed it in half. They sewed it back on, but it's still kind of obvious where they reattached it.
 

varulfic

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I held a piece of stale bread while trying to cut a slice. The knife slipped and cut me deep. So, so much blood... I had to keep my hand under wraps for like two weeks, because even after the bleeding stopped, there was a gaping wound beneath my thumb. It's healed, but there is still a scar, and I wouldn't be suprised if it's permanent.
 

Viral_Lola

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Hmm... worst injuries... Well I have two major ones; I had to have a skin graft on my stomach due to burns, and I nearly hacked my left index finger off twice. (You can't really tell)