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GruntOwner

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Pimp My Wardrobe
Pimp My Place Of Worship
Pimp My Pets

... Whar? Why are you giving me that "back in the cage" look?
 

Akalistos

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IxionIndustries said:
Pimp my d*ck
..Poor taste, I apologize..

In reality, Pimp my Computer.. Because seriously.. I need a new fucking graphics card, a faster processor, all that shit.
Fair choice.

Jark212 said:
Pimp me...

You know you want to be pimped...
I see a Hand and a lots of pain in your future... Biatch LOL

Levitas1234 said:
Pimp my pelvic region!
Lcd monitors
diamond encrusted
The works!
LCD monitor would be a *****, getting hot and creating infections. Nobody would like to see Kick-Ass on a monitor the size of a P.S.P. screen located on your pelvis. A Diamond encrusted dick would hurt your change with any ladies and also irritated or cut them when time for the deed arise. But that only if the blood vessel are still intact inside to give you a erection. Also, with holes there, you wouldn't shoot straight and therefore relinquish your right of peeing like a man and force to sit every time. Battery could leak and since the pelvis is a small region, than the acid may destroy what was left of your private. And also to plug that TV, the team of "Pimpers" would have to do some spelunking... It best if you forget that idea.

dfcrackhead said:
So we've all seen Pimp My Ride, and LRR did a sketch called Pimp My Chair and it got me to thinking, if you could get anything in your life "Pimped Out" what would it be?
Why would i want to be pimp by someone that i don't know, with stuff i probably don't like to make myself look like a 15 years old white kid that try deliberately to be a Black Rapper. That also extend to my stuff. Why? I prefer getting input but do it myself. If it not to your liking, at least it will be by mine.
 

leviathanmisha

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"Pimp My Art Room"

Pfft...my art teacher has been all over this since the day I walked into her classroom.
 

dalek sec

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Pimp my Blanblade and pimp my battlestar! :D

Also coming this fall Pimp my zombie!

Now I would really tune in to see how that last one would go.
 

Superior Mind

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Pimp my Guitar.

My first guitar was a Kay Les Paul copy that I found in a robot technician's junkyard. He let me have it. It was a wreck when I got it but I did it up. It's rough life showed but it survived and treated me well. I kept having to fix it sometimes, and I've altered it a bit because some pieces were just broken beyond repair. I didn't play it for a while but picked it up again the day Les Paul died to have a play. After playing half of "Comfortably Numb" it died. Just stopped working. I played around with it, tried to get it working again... nothing. I still keep it, I mean I don't want to chuck it out and there's no way it would sell. I've had a few guitar places look at it over the years but that's only really extended it's life a bit. Still, I reckon if someone were to strip it down and pimp it ou it'd be awesome. A shame I don't have the technical know-how to do it myself. There's no point taing it to a place because for what it is it'd cost me about half as much just to buy a new one... but I DON' WANNA!
 
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SonicKoala said:
Pimp my Pimp, for those pimps who simply aren't living up to the level of pimped-ness expected of their profession. The show would start out with some dismayed hooker who has become embarassed by her Pimp's depressing lack of pimped-ness, and then there'd be a scene where the hooker confronts her Pimp about this - kind of like "Intervention", only not as depressing.
Curses! Ninja'd by three pages.