Pimpin Reviews: Dragon Age Origins

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[Dragonearl]

Very nice review!. Made me cry though that I am too poor to afford this came. I so badly want it now and I hate you rich folk!. *sulk*

jk, this is now on the top of the list of things to buy once I get paid at the end of next week. Yay me!. Also last image does not load, check link maybe?.

 

[Kimarous]

French? Zevran has a Spanish accent; Leliana is the "French" (Orlesian) one.

 

[Knight Templar]

A very good review, rather light on the gameplay side which is a problem, but as I said a very good overall review. The stormtrooper line is one I'll remember.
I have read several other Pimpin reviews.

French? Zevran has a Spanish accent; Leliana is the "French" (Orlesian) one.

All you frenchies sound alike to us.
Seriously however it's an easy mistake to make, particularly as some accents are a bit watered down and can blend together.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Very nice review, I liked it quite a lot. And yes, I have read a couple of your previous reviews.

*thumbs up*

 

[MadMikey]

OK so my question is...has anyone been able to compare the PS3/Xbox360 graphics to the PC graphics and is there a significant difference? I ask this because I have the PS3 version and the screen caps above for the PC version definately look better from what I remember.

Good review!

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

Sadly, there is no dialogue option for ?Tits or GTFO?​

And why is that, BioWare? WHY, I ASK YOU?

Clearly, I'm a fan of both this game and this review. Masterful as always, my pimpin' friend.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Awesome review.

And no, you cannot start a new Loldragon trend. We have enough lolcat-rip offs as it is.

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

And no, you cannot start a new Loldragon trend. We have enough lolcat-rip offs as it is.

Wouldn't they be "flamedragons" intended to flame someone you hate?

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

I declare this review Pimpin.

Alistair in a fur coat and Morrigan tarted up and propped on a street corner.

Or maybe the other way 'round.

 

[Cherry Cola]

And no, you cannot start a new Loldragon trend. We have enough lolcat-rip offs as it is.

Wouldn't they be "flamedragons" intended to flame someone you hate?

That's genius stupid!

*runs off to steal idea*

 

[sms_117b]

Excellent review, I'll continue to read them as soon as I see them. Especially if you do another attempt at satire, I've shown about 10 people that review and everyone loves it.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Graphical snip (HOoo, see what I did there?)

To be honest I never really noticed anything above the usual difference (360 to PC that is). It not like the game is visually unappealing on the Xbox. It only rarely that you notice a little graphical problem. (I gave Alistar the Juggernaut armor and it would look funny in the cut scenes because it is so much larger than his normal suit that it occasionally messes up his stance)

I think Gamespot did something like that (comparing the Graphics that is) Go check it out.

The game is still best on the PC, like almost every other game that is multiplatform to the PC.

And no, you cannot start a new Loldragon trend. We have enough lolcat-rip offs as it is.

Daww! But he's so cute!

And why is that, BioWare? WHY, I ASK YOU?

They're probably planing to release it as DLC XD

Also last image does not load, check link maybe?.

It a link to a thread that I made.

The stormtrooper line is one I'll remember.

Yea, I thought people would appreciate that

EDIT:

Especially if you do another attempt at satire, I've shown about 10 people that review and everyone loves it.

Haha, glad they enjoyed it!

I'll have to try that again sometime. I'm getting back into more serious reviewing. (Completing that daunting list-o-need to be writtens). But heck, I probably will in the spur of the moment sometimes.

Though I doubt it would be as good as that one, that was pretty fantastic (Toots own horn)



Thanks for commenting guys!

 

[Hotshots]

Great review pimp, very funny especially the caption of serious face guy..
Cheered me up immensely, now i got to cook pollo piccante ans pasta for fat tourists...great.

 

[kaypkayjay]

I just joined to tell you that your reviews are short of brilliant! I love this, keep it up!

You, Cleril, New Classic, and Hubilub are my favorite reviewers ever!

 

[Mr.Squishy]

First pimppeter review and loving it

 

[Rts_Rasputin]

Read the review. Bit to long and it could do with shortening. It wasn't funny enough to be a comedy review and lacked pointing out a few critical funny momnets that are in there. No screen shots of floating men.

For me there is far to much spoiler in it and not enough hardcore review of the game. The style is nice but sadly I don't normally have time to read reviews like this. I made a special effort in this case.

I'd liek to see a shorter punchier review. I'd like to see a little bit more of the whole game and how it impacted the play for example "was a Game specific set-up required" writting long reviews always opens a can of worms you have to get over. Do you and filler or do you concentrate or HArdare to software problems. Do you give spoliers out or do you say "you have to get to level six to see the funniest thing you have ever seen a comedy dog do!"

I lik the format it's a good start. Thanks for the review