-Space Nazi Terrorists steal giant mech from good(ish) world government, shit gets fucked up.
-15 super soldiers protect entire sub-sector from original zerg, space elves and giant green british people, and win.
-UN fights terrorists over crystals.
-Teenagers play card games, fight evil.
-Evil god uses Giant robots to kill two teenagers, fails.
-Einstein ret-gones(thank you, tvtropes) Hitler, causes ww2.
-Ex-Corporate slaves go on magical adventure, spend it bitching.