Pitch a movie idea with as few words as possible

[Spekter068]

Cow Pirates.


After that, tack on 'In Space,' 'On a Plane,' or 'Versus Pig Ninjas.' Or come up with something of your own.
It's not just a 'pick your own ending,' it's a 'pick your own beginning, middle-ing, and ending.'

 

[Sixties Spidey]

A movie by Micheal bay. That's not shit.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Sex.



I'd see it, you'd see it, we'd all see it.

 

[thiosk]

Jewish. Midgets.

 

[Citrus]

Batman (Bale) meets Punisher (Jane).

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

Spartans fighting Mole people in Greece

 

[NotMemorable]

President Obama, sex change operation, teaches in a bad suburb school.
Predjucation.

 

[Code Monkey]

You know Jonathon Coulton?

ANY of his songs would make a great movie.
Code Monkey, Dance Soterious Jonson Dance, RE: your brains, Big Boom, Creepy Doll, Chiron Beta Prime,Cruel Moon, Even Podsafe Christmas Song!

 

[microwaviblerabbit]

Longbowmen 1 v Nuclear Weapons 0.

(Get the reference?)

 

[Deleric]

Titties.

 

[Nimbus]

Fire Sword: The Legend of Cthulu

 

[DanielPowell33]

Just use the Michael Bay method.

EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sallix]

Huge Freakin' Robots!

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Giant snakes fight penguins atop dragons in Jamaica. Then explode.

 

[Aur0ra145]

Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz works at an office building!

 

[Dr. Gorgenflex]

Explosions.

 

[Federalist92]

Vampires, blood, sex and violence.
Good movie combination

 

[infested]

Montage of people being electrocuted, spontaneous combustion, and people sneezing so hard their heads explode.