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[-Orgasmatron-]

The Rock, Will Smith

 

[Mortars]

Jesus, Chuck Norris, Zombie Hitler and Cthulhu fight for world dominance (and pie).

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

You know,that's probably how a lot of movies get started

Monkey Gun

 

[Fniff]

A charismatic young woman deals with being raped.

...by clowns.

In Belgium.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

2 hours of starship combat porn.

Or...."Well she drops alot of F-bombs..."

 

[GamerKT]

Abe Lincoln with a shotgun riding a dinosaur, teams up with the Chupacabra, to take down Super Mecha Death Christ.

 

[Deleted]

Boobs, cash, and guns.

 

[TheSentinel]

Biography of Teddy Roosevelt Andrew Jackson.

Basically a How-to guide on badassery.

Fixed that for ya, seemed a bit wrong.

Look up Teddy Roosevelt. He is, by far, the biggest badass.

 

[The Kangaroo]

Pie

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

one man, one melon, lonely......

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

Lime Green Pizza Ninja.

 

[Ninjaottsel]

Star Wars on LSD......with boobs.

This is assuming the film executive is a man ^_^

 

[Sallix]

renee zellweger romcom

 

[NOT WILL]

guns and drinking

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Serial Murders in Pulp Fiction style.

 

[shotgunbob]

Get this

A movie about nothing

Obvious refrence :\

 

[lwm3398]

Asbestos-Free

"Pretentious Asshole"

Hey, look.

"I beat him at Mario cart"

Still there!

XKCD win.

 

[shadow_hazuki]

The War in Heaven, Michael played by Gerard Butler, other major actors include Clive Owen, Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, Nicholas Cage, Samuel L. Jackson and Robert Downey Jr.