Thandran said:
Planet Side 2 piqued my interest... anyone here playing it?
Did, stopped till now, may be resuming once a friend gets a laptop. IMO its something you need friends to play and enjoy, but that could just be me - I hate Internet randoms, mostly 'cause 99.95% of them are complete idiots.
If yes... is it an enjoyable game?
I don't get why people ask this sort of question. If you want an answer, the only correct one is "If you like its style of gameplay, its enjoyable", which tells you nothing. I found it alright. Not greatly enjoyable, not unenjoyable either. It had its moments, but also a lot of boring downtime. Part of it was probably the fact that its an MMO - and as such everything major requires a bunch of people to do. Don't expect to be able to stealth capture bases with your small team of friends, even if there's no enemies at all there. It'll take way too long. Anywhere from 10 minutes for the smallest bases with pretty even ownership, to 3+ hours for large bases with no friendly ownership - no matter whether enemies are there or not.
Would you spare a few sentences describing it?
In a word, overrated, but so is everything these days. Its a game for people who like spectacles or guilds, but if you'd rather play in a small group and care more about the gameplay than the scale of it you're less likely to be impressed.
Your first time driving out of your main base and over a bridge whilst 30+ aircraft fly overhead towards some far off battlefield is nice, however.
I saw it's F2P? How's the model handled? Intrusive, all the goodies need to paid for, good, bad...?
Its a meh kind of model. Its there, you don't really notice it though. Anything that needs paying for is in no way necessary, but unlocks take so freaking long you'll wish you could pay and unlock them. Well, some do anywhere. There are a lot you'll unlock nearly instantly, but any weapon - unless you're playing well and earning 50-100 cert points a day - will take you forever to unlock. Once you get the hang of how to play they don't become nearly as intimidating a cost in cert points, but they still take a while to get.
Is the learning curve steep?
Yes and no. The actual skill level of people playing the game is rock bottom. 90% of them are lemmings that will run into your bullets and die, and can display no independent thought at all - and each and every one of them is a graduate of the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy. You'll be lucky if they can actually hit their target most of the time, especially if the target is a Light Assault and just jetpacking around everywhere. A base known as Crown on the primary continent is all the proof I need of this [Its been described already, but basically its one of the most defensible bases in the game, in the middle of the Indar continent, and as soon as a nation gets territory adjacent to it, all the noobs from that nation will charge at the crown at literally just get mown down by the defenders. I've been there and seen over 200 people die in a minute thanks to their lack of though beyond running at the base with everyone in it and tanks and defences and shit, and hoping they'll win. It takes a somewhat organised platoon, or a well organised squad, of people to turn it around and give the noobs a chance of victory].
Most of the learning curb comes in learning how to fly [Its less intuitive than a number of other games make it], and learning where you should be and what you're doing, as well as which territories not to bother with, and you should be able to get the hang of that rather quickly.
How are newcomers treated (provided they are willing to learn)

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Depends. I can't say anything about how they're treated in guilds or W.E they're called in Planetside, but if you just play the game you'll be 99% ignored by your teammates, no matter your skill level. Largely because your teammates are noobs who try to do their own thing independently and think its a good idea to have 20 people huddled up at a capture point so close that one grenade takes them all out [I have done this before. Its kinda sad]. This means you'll be run over a lot by vehicles, as they don't care who's in their way and will just run it over to get where they're going faster. The people who'll pay the most attention to you are your enemies, and that's 'cause they want the points from killing you. I have seen maybe 3 chat messages in global chat the entire time I've been playing since I left the main spawning hub - there's always some chat I ignore going on there. Out in the field the most you'll get in the way of speak from non-friends or guild members is some random walking by with Gangam Style or W/E playing into his mic as local speak or something.
Are you enjoying yourself?
Yes and no. It had its moments, not common enough for me. More people I know would make it more enjoyable though.