No. Though if you want, you could probably change the title to something like "Mods, please lock this thread" to try and get their attention, then change your original post to explain the situation.haku1219 said:
Playing a children's card game
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Kaiba: *sends all of Ishizu's cards to the graveyard*
Ishizu: Exchange of spirit!
Kaiba: Exchange of what now?
Ishizu: Now we must swap out the cards in our decks with the cards in our graveyards, leaving me with all the cards I need and you with only six.
Kaiba: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
Mokuba: Oh no! Big brother's in trouble! Mokuba mobile away!
Yami: There isn't a Mokuba mobile...
Kaiba:...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Mokuba, She's crippled my deck! What should I do!?
Mokuba: Kick her in the nads!
Kaiba: She doesn't have those things!
(actually the entire episode is absolutly hilarious.)
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Announcer: It's time for the semi-finals! Lets take a look at Yugi's opponent, Mai Valentine, a seasoned duelist with many victories. First, she dueled Joey...and lost! Then, she dueled Panik...and lost! Then, she dueled Tea Gardner...and lost! What's wrong with this picture?
Mai: I summon Harpy's Pet Dragon!
Yami: I summon Kuriboh!
Announcer: What move will Mai make next?
Mai: I surrender.
Announcer: That Mai...she's really something.
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Yusei: Jack.
Jack: Yusei!
Yusei: There's something I need to tell you.
Jack: What is it, Yusei!?
Yusei: I came...
Jack: What!?
Yusei: ...to this city...
Jack: Oh.
Yusei: ...to deliver this message...Card games on motorcycles.
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Marik: This place is amazing! There's so much pestilence, disease, they even have rags! Freaking RAGS Ishizu! I've always wanted a rag! Oh, a shiney box! I must worship it.
T.V.: Sorry, baby, but I'm a rebel, a loner, if you will, and...
Melvin: KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY!
Salesman: What's the matter kid? Never seen the "Kill Your Family" show before?
Marik: Must...kill...family.
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Kaiba: Now watch this vagina!
Yugi: Grandpa's ultra rare, awesome, fudge-coated, super vagina!
Joey: What'd you do dat to his vagina for!?
Kaiba: So that it could never be used against me!
Yugi: In that case why don't you just tear up every vagina in the whole worhorldhahahah...(bursts out laughing).
Kaiba: Shut up and duel my vagina!
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Yami: I place Tea in face-down position! I've always wanted to say that.
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Scientist: It's a good thing I have a long, villain-free life ahead of me.
Melvin: Can I have a hug?
Scientist: A hug? Sure, I gue...OMG! IT FEELS LIKE IT'S BURNING! AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Melvin Ahhh, that was a good hug.
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Kaiba: I attack with Blue-Eyes!
Ishizu: But why? Why didn't you attack with Obelisk?
Kaiba: Because a robot from the future told me to!
Ishizu: *-.- face*
Kaiba: Oh, yeah. Like it's any stupider than any of the stuff you were saying.
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Yami: I'll beat you like I beat Jaden Yuki in the final episode of YuGiOh GX!
Steve: But that duel was never finished!
Yami: That's because after a beat him he cried like a little *****! It was so embarrasing that the network decided not to show it!
YuGiOH GX Abridged (the good one) response:
Jaden: That is so not true! I just got something in my eye...then I got a whiff of onion...you know what? Screw this, I don't need to prove anythnig to you people.
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Marik: I add Slifer the Exectutive producer to my hand...
Kaiba: Summonitsummonitsummonit...
Marik: ...and now, I'm going to summon it!
Kaiba: Finally! Geez!
Ishizu: Exchange of spirit!
Kaiba: Exchange of what now?
Ishizu: Now we must swap out the cards in our decks with the cards in our graveyards, leaving me with all the cards I need and you with only six.
Kaiba: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
Mokuba: Oh no! Big brother's in trouble! Mokuba mobile away!
Yami: There isn't a Mokuba mobile...
Kaiba:...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Mokuba, She's crippled my deck! What should I do!?
Mokuba: Kick her in the nads!
Kaiba: She doesn't have those things!
(actually the entire episode is absolutly hilarious.)
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Announcer: It's time for the semi-finals! Lets take a look at Yugi's opponent, Mai Valentine, a seasoned duelist with many victories. First, she dueled Joey...and lost! Then, she dueled Panik...and lost! Then, she dueled Tea Gardner...and lost! What's wrong with this picture?
Mai: I summon Harpy's Pet Dragon!
Yami: I summon Kuriboh!
Announcer: What move will Mai make next?
Mai: I surrender.
Announcer: That Mai...she's really something.
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Yusei: Jack.
Jack: Yusei!
Yusei: There's something I need to tell you.
Jack: What is it, Yusei!?
Yusei: I came...
Jack: What!?
Yusei: ...to this city...
Jack: Oh.
Yusei: ...to deliver this message...Card games on motorcycles.
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Marik: This place is amazing! There's so much pestilence, disease, they even have rags! Freaking RAGS Ishizu! I've always wanted a rag! Oh, a shiney box! I must worship it.
T.V.: Sorry, baby, but I'm a rebel, a loner, if you will, and...
Melvin: KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY!
Salesman: What's the matter kid? Never seen the "Kill Your Family" show before?
Marik: Must...kill...family.
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Kaiba: Now watch this vagina!
Yugi: Grandpa's ultra rare, awesome, fudge-coated, super vagina!
Joey: What'd you do dat to his vagina for!?
Kaiba: So that it could never be used against me!
Yugi: In that case why don't you just tear up every vagina in the whole worhorldhahahah...(bursts out laughing).
Kaiba: Shut up and duel my vagina!
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Yami: I place Tea in face-down position! I've always wanted to say that.
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Scientist: It's a good thing I have a long, villain-free life ahead of me.
Melvin: Can I have a hug?
Scientist: A hug? Sure, I gue...OMG! IT FEELS LIKE IT'S BURNING! AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Melvin Ahhh, that was a good hug.
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Kaiba: I attack with Blue-Eyes!
Ishizu: But why? Why didn't you attack with Obelisk?
Kaiba: Because a robot from the future told me to!
Ishizu: *-.- face*
Kaiba: Oh, yeah. Like it's any stupider than any of the stuff you were saying.
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Yami: I'll beat you like I beat Jaden Yuki in the final episode of YuGiOh GX!
Steve: But that duel was never finished!
Yami: That's because after a beat him he cried like a little *****! It was so embarrasing that the network decided not to show it!
YuGiOH GX Abridged (the good one) response:
Jaden: That is so not true! I just got something in my eye...then I got a whiff of onion...you know what? Screw this, I don't need to prove anythnig to you people.
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Marik: I add Slifer the Exectutive producer to my hand...
Kaiba: Summonitsummonitsummonit...
Marik: ...and now, I'm going to summon it!
Kaiba: Finally! Geez!
You are making me sexy...
IN AMERICA.
And most likely, shut up Mokuba.
( funnily enough my friends nicknamed this kid mokuba so we could say just that)
IN AMERICA.
And most likely, shut up Mokuba.
( funnily enough my friends nicknamed this kid mokuba so we could say just that)
Oddly enough, I prefer the quote after that.gigastrike said:
Jack: Yusei!
Yusei: There's something I need to tell you.
Jack: What is it, Yusei!?
Yusei: I came...
Jack: ...
Yusei: *soft giggle*
Jack: WHAAAAAAA-
"Quite you fool do want the Aliens to probe your anus?"
"Maybe."
"What the hell didn't you see the red light?"
"Yeah but I thought is was just because I was surrounded by hoes."
"Maybe."
"What the hell didn't you see the red light?"
"Yeah but I thought is was just because I was surrounded by hoes."
Yami: I demand a flashback!
Ishizu: Fine! Have your smelly flashback! Now, pharoh, watch as I show you the events of the distant past!
Baby Yami: Wah! Wah! Baby pharoh wants milk! Someone fetch me a nipple!
Ishizu: There. Satisfied?
Yami: Not really. I was hoping for something a little later in life.
Ishizu: Oh, in that case...
Guard: Pharoh! The theif king's men are inside the temple!
Pharoh Yami: Wah! Wah! Baby pharoh wants milk! Someone fetch me a nipple!
Yami: You're just ****ing with me, aren't you?
Ishizu: Indeed I am.
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Yugi: It's heavily implied that you're beating the ever-living crap out of me!
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Tea: But, if he's not Marik then, that means...
Marik: Yes! It's true! I am Kira! ...I mean Marik.
Yami: And there's the obligatory Death Note referance. I never thought we'd sink this low.
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Melvin: Binky-boy!
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Yami: You mean you kidnapped my grandpa and started this tournament just so that you could get my milennium puzzle!? Did you even think about just asking for it!? Do you have any idea what I went through to get this far!? I killed a gay clown!
Ishizu: Fine! Have your smelly flashback! Now, pharoh, watch as I show you the events of the distant past!
Baby Yami: Wah! Wah! Baby pharoh wants milk! Someone fetch me a nipple!
Ishizu: There. Satisfied?
Yami: Not really. I was hoping for something a little later in life.
Ishizu: Oh, in that case...
Guard: Pharoh! The theif king's men are inside the temple!
Pharoh Yami: Wah! Wah! Baby pharoh wants milk! Someone fetch me a nipple!
Yami: You're just ****ing with me, aren't you?
Ishizu: Indeed I am.
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Yugi: It's heavily implied that you're beating the ever-living crap out of me!
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Tea: But, if he's not Marik then, that means...
Marik: Yes! It's true! I am Kira! ...I mean Marik.
Yami: And there's the obligatory Death Note referance. I never thought we'd sink this low.
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Melvin: Binky-boy!
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Yami: You mean you kidnapped my grandpa and started this tournament just so that you could get my milennium puzzle!? Did you even think about just asking for it!? Do you have any idea what I went through to get this far!? I killed a gay clown!
Everything from the Vagina Monologues. Dear god, I was crying after that.
In fact, I began listening to Wha-Chow because of that vid. XD
In fact, I began listening to Wha-Chow because of that vid. XD
