Playing Kinect Results in Child Abuse

[Tim Latshaw]

Whoa. That looked incredibly painful. More than that though, I have to wonder: why did that get posted on youtube?

Public evidence that you in fact did not abuse your child on purpose?

 

[Originality]

It's the Wiimote fiasco all over again...

 

[MaVeN1337]

That was... AWESOME.

Good thing she didn't get his in the eyes or something.

 

[Vault Citizen]

I burst out laughing at the remixed version am I going to hell now?

 

[Chronarch]

Wow, that was some sound that generated. Is it wrong that I laughed? I know it's horrible that a little girl got smacked in the face but... but... it's just funny for some reason.

 

[ilspooner]

Ugh, I didn't find that funny. The poor kid. D:

 

[Danpascooch]

So, should we assume he uploaded it? Because accidentally smacking your child in the face is understandable. Uploading the video of you shearing the front of their face off with your fist as a comedy clip......well.........

 

[Disembodied_Dave]

I'm more worried about how the father doesn't seem concerned at his son pressing his face up against the TV like that.

 

[RyanBishop]

At first I was like: "oh, snap!" But then I was like: "aw no he di'int!"

All jokes aside - not particularly funny. Slapstick humor, yeah, maybe. But seriously - imagine being that poor child, and having your idiot father flailing his hands across the room, and consequently getting a big ol' slap in the face. Sure, non-intentional. Still the schmuck should've paid more attention to the kids, and less to a goddamn console game.

 

[LightspeedJack]

I laughed at this but felt super guilty afterwards.

 

[vxicepickxv]

This would. Never happen with conventional controllers. That guy has more room for a Kinect than I do, and I don't think he has enough.

 

[Irridium]

Even though everyone with common sense knew this was going to happen, and predicted it would happen, its still funny as hell.

Hope she's alright though...

 

[Infinatex]

At first I lol'd XD

Then i serious'd :|

Then you TOTALLY lol'd again

 

[PeePantz]

I was nervous at first because the other kinect fail that the Escapist posted, I didn't find humorous but rather disturbing. I was worried that I lost my funny bone and was a little iffy about watching this. I am ever so glad I did though because I was laughing at the big reveal for minutes on end. The angles were perfect. Then I scrolled down and saw the remix. Beautiful. The groan-cry at the end had tears rolling down my face.

 

[Chicago Ted]

I laughed way too hard at this. I am also definitely going to hell.

You're definetly going to hell for that?

I kept skipping back to the exact moment she got smacked, just to hear the sound, well over a dozen times. I'd hate to think where I'm going to for that.

 

[Dragonpit]

ow...At least the parent had the mind to forego the game when he realized what he did and tended to his daughter. However, it also shows we need to maintain an awareness of our surroundings. That, that just now...it just ain't right.

 

[Sovereignty]

That was amazing... lol If he'd kicked her while she was on the ground... Then sure it'd be bad. But come on. It's America's Funniest Home Videos: Drop your baby on it's head addition.

 

[Reed Spacer]

I laughed.

Then I watched the slo-mo and laughed again.

Slowly, of course.

It's the slowed scream that does it.

 

[latenightapplepie]

I laughed way too hard at this. I am also definitely going to hell.

You're definetly going to hell for that?

Oh, not just that. Plenty of other awful stuff too.

 

[SaunaKalja]

Pow! Right in the kisser!

That slap is the funniest sound I've heard in a few days. *Goes back to watch again*