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AceAngel

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OK, I this did really happen, so please, don't judge me.

I was just watching porn (the non-judgy part of things, thank you), and incase you're curios, it was something about...Power Ranger like Lesbian Ninja's, don't ask, good camera angles, the acting could use more work, but overall, solid piece of...oh right, the point.

The thing is, while I was watching it, I literally had several Ad's on my screen (no joke) showing children starving in Africa.


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Let me just reiterate that: I was literally watching Power Ranger Lesbian Ninjas in a massive orgy, and the advert's on screen were not about weird fetish sites, ex-girlfriends being exposed or Sex-Book, or something else aiming at me in my region or asking to register on certain sites for said virgins, but literally, I was being Ad'ed with images of children starving in Africa, India and China, asking for donations so that I could save them from famine.


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That's not the thing, the thing is, I clicked the links, and they actually took me to the HUMANITARIAN sites, no porn, no sex-toys, actual humanitarian sites!


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Naturally, this killed my erection on a massive scale, but my BIGGEST problem as you may have guessed by now, if everytime I even think about said video, I can only imagine starving children...so yeah...if their plan was turning me into a Pedo by the power of Transition, them mission 'mucking accomplished guys.

The real issue however is that I have the feeling that Ad 'outlets' aren't really trying anymore to aim at me in anyway or form to things that might interest, I mean honestly, if I'm watching porn, choose the correct material guys, I mean hell, even bestiality would be borderline 'subject' correct, but alas, I get different things.

Now, I feel guilty, every-time I please myself, I mean honestly, usually my thought to all this is I don't care for much else, but now, I shed a single manly tear for those poor little kids.

So, um...anyone every get weird adverts that didn't have anything to do with the website they were in?
 

Pimppeter2

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Nope, I just get messages about how horny single girls in Chicago want to have fun with me. Or that one girl who keeps on telling me that we can chill by the pool.
 

CoverYourHead

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Maybe they just wanted you to feel shame, you know "You're watching porn right now. Well these kids in Africa? STARVING! While you're busy getting off to lesbian porn! How does that make you feel, huh?" Thus sending you into a pit of despair and self hate so you donate.
 

Lyri

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Whilst on the subject of Adverts, the adverts around the Escapist videos are mighty distracting tbh.

Good for you talking about porn too, I can't say I've ever noticed anything like that on videos I've seen though.
Question: Did you finish!?
 

Souplex

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It's association. Now whenever you consider "Wrestling the one eyed monster" You'll also think aboot donating to charity. Which one did you think aboot more before the ad?
 

DeadlyYellow

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See the thing about advertisement is that it generates revenue. If you're a porntube site, you're not exactly raking in the dough with free movies. So really, why should they care?

Alternatively there may be things available (that we're apparently not allowed to talk about here under threat of ban) that could make those advertisements disappear.
 

DarthFennec

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When I watch porn I get a lot of ads for those blu electronic cigarettes for some reason ... and no, I do not smoke ...
 

AceAngel

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Pimppeter2 said:
Nope, I just get messages about how horny single girls in Chicago want to have fun with me. Or that one girl who keeps on telling me that we can chill by the pool.
Aww, lucky you...I wouldn't be surprised if my next Ad-IM is some kid in Somilia asking me for money so he can quit piracy.

CoverYourHead said:
Maybe they just wanted you to feel shame, you know "You're watching porn right now. Well these kids in Africa? STARVING! While you're busy getting off to lesbian porn! How does that make you feel, huh?" Thus sending you into a pit of despair and self hate so you donate.
Well, Fission Mucking Accomplished I would say.

Wizzie said:
Whilst on the subject of Adverts, the adverts around the Escapist videos are mighty distracting tbh.

Good for you talking about porn too, I can't say I've ever noticed anything like that on videos I've seen though.
Question: Did you finish!?
Well...I...Um...Ofcourse...not...I-I mean...

Souplex said:
It's association. Now whenever you consider "Wrestling the one eyed monster" You'll also think aboot donating to charity. Which one did you think aboot more before the ad?
Holy Muck...That sounds something that could happen, and it's not even far-fetched!

DeadlyYellow said:
See the thing about advertisement is that it generates revenue. If you're a porntube site, you're not exactly raking in the dough with free movies. So really, why should they care?

Alternatively there may be things available (that we're apparently not allowed to talk about here under threat of ban) that could make those advertisements disappear.
Well, duh, but I'm worried that if I stop ad's now, after a while, some guy might pop up and say "Give us money or these kittens in the box will get it", and if I don't see it, those kittens will be boned!
 

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Pimppeter2 said:
Nope, I just get messages about how horny single girls in Chicago want to have fun with me. Or that one girl who keeps on telling me that we can chill by the pool.
Hey man you back off my pool girl. She said she wanted to hang by the pool with me first.
 

DeadlyYellow

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AceAngel said:
Well, duh, but I'm worried that if I stop ad's now, after a while, some guy might pop up and say "Give us money or these kittens in the box will get it", and if I don't see it, those kittens will be boned!"
 

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Captain Lag said:
Pimppeter2 said:
Nope, I just get messages about how horny single girls in Chicago want to have fun with me. Or that one girl who keeps on telling me that we can chill by the pool.
Hey man you back off my pool girl. She said she wanted to hang by the pool with me first.
Dude, she keeps saying the same thing to me. I don't even like chicks.

OT: I have seen some very strange ads on sites like MLIA... or the ones that change on Mibbit, depending on your conversation. We were discussing shonen-ai, and the ads changed to 'gay chatroom' links.
 

Mr Montmorency

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Anyone got that advert that looks like an MSN pop-up? Some random ass girl is there and says "Didn't we used to date in high school?"

1: I don't have MSN.

2: The window is obviously fake. Real MSN pop-ups close after a few seconds.

3: I never went to High school.

4: I'm British.

5: I never dated anyone in "High school".

6: You look nothing like anyone I knew in "High school".

God, at least cut me some slack and say "THIS WEBSITE WILL LET YOU FIND PEOPLE TO BONE! SEND US MONEY"
 

MySoxSmell

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Sodoff said:
uhm.. lesbian power rangers?

where the HELL do you find that?
how are you the only one who noticed that,
i mean seriously what is wrong with the escapist
we find that normal?!?
 

AceAngel

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DeadlyYellow said:
AceAngel said:
Well, duh, but I'm worried that if I stop ad's now, after a while, some guy might pop up and say "Give us money or these kittens in the box will get it", and if I don't see it, those kittens will be boned!"

Face it, those kittens are screwed.[/quote]

Aww, shucks, it took me about a year to get that of my head, and now your bring it back with a post...CURSES!

[QUOTE=Mr Montmorency]Anyone got that advert that looks like an MSN pop-up? Some random ass girl is there and says "Didn't we used to date in high school?"

1: I don't have MSN.

2: The window is obviously fake. Real MSN pop-ups close after a few seconds.

3: I never went to High school.

4: I'm British.

5: I never dated anyone in "High school".

6: You look nothing like anyone I knew in "High school".

God, at least cut me some slack and say "THIS WEBSITE WILL LET YOU FIND PEOPLE TO BONE! SEND US MONEY"[/QUOTE]

They should use Skype, at least then you'd get hesitant to install it or not *grin grin*

[QUOTE=Sodoff]uhm.. lesbian power rangers?

where the HELL do you find that?[/QUOTE]

Oh, you know, I was roaming on Topless Robot, saw some FanFiction, got excited, did a google search, found a Video Hub, did some extra searching, came across spandex, search with that criteria, and bam, before you know it, it's there.

[QUOTE=mysoxsmell][QUOTE=Sodoff]uhm.. lesbian power rangers?

where the HELL do you find that?[/QUOTE]

how are you the only one who noticed that,
i mean seriously what is wrong with the escapist
we find that normal?!?[/quote]

Now that I think about it...
 

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AceAngel said:
OK, I this did really happen, so please, don't judge me.

I was just watching porn (the non-judgy part of things, thank you), and incase you're curios, it was something about...Power Ranger like Lesbian Ninja's, don't ask, good camera angles, the acting could use more work, but overall, solid piece of...oh right, the point.

The thing is, while I was watching it, I literally had several Ad's on my screen (no joke) showing children starving in Africa.


...
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Let me just reiterate that: I was literally watching Power Ranger Lesbian Ninjas in a massive orgy, and the advert's on screen were not about weird fetish sites, ex-girlfriends being exposed or Sex-Book, or something else aiming at me in my region or asking to register on certain sites for said virgins, but literally, I was being Ad'ed with images of children starving in Africa, India and China, asking for donations so that I could save them from famine.


...
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That's not the thing, the thing is, I clicked the links, and they actually took me to the HUMANITARIAN sites, no porn, no sex-toys, actual humanitarian sites!


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...


Naturally, this killed my erection on a massive scale, but my BIGGEST problem as you may have guessed by now, if everytime I even think about said video, I can only imagine starving children...so yeah...if their plan was turning me into a Pedo by the power of Transition, them mission 'mucking accomplished guys.

The real issue however is that I have the feeling that Ad 'outlets' aren't really trying anymore to aim at me in anyway or form to things that might interest, I mean honestly, if I'm watching porn, choose the correct material guys, I mean hell, even bestiality would be borderline 'subject' correct, but alas, I get different things.

Now, I feel guilty, every-time I please myself, I mean honestly, usually my thought to all this is I don't care for much else, but now, I shed a single manly tear for those poor little kids.

So, um...anyone every get weird adverts that didn't have anything to do with the website they were in?
Dude, thats some bad luck, you should post a link so I can see if the add pops up, then I can tell you if it's the site or you comruter
 

iLikeHippos

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mysoxsmell said:
Sodoff said:
uhm.. lesbian power rangers?

where the HELL do you find that?
how are you the only one who noticed that,
i mean seriously what is wrong with the escapist
we find that normal?!?
Oh please, spare "us". I don't care what the lesbians are, pixels or power rangers... It's friggin' hot as long as they are meant to be 18 and is everything that is classified as sexy by normal norms.

OT: So I'm not alone by getting these ads, huh?
I usually get up on some sort of picture-porn-hosting website when suddenly an ad that covers the entire middle screen consistent of #######, I suddenly see a black, probably African man holding his child with a text "Stop world hunger" pops up.

I'm all for donating ads, really... And I do realize I agreed on certain conditions for entering the sites.... But please, for the LOVE of God, this is my private moment!
 

Queen Michael

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I was visiting a site that was debunking homeopathy, and I got ads telling me where I could get the best homeopathic treatments, even though this was a site for people who don't believe in homeopathy.