Please cheer me up.

[smearyllama]

Again, missing one question isn't all that bad.
Unless you have terrible grades and this test is your only redemption, you're gonna be fine.
A B or more on a test will not kill your grade.
I once failed a test because we were being let out early, and we were gonna finish when we got back.
I thought the teacher was picking up work to be done later, and gave it to her by mistake.
I'm actually doing pretty well in that class now, by the way.

 

[Nouw]

I made this thread for the sole purpose of bring smiles to your face and cheering people up. Try it =D [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.254106-The-Happy-Thread-SMILE-ESCAPIST-D]

Otherwise

 

[Garrsus]

Its always someone wanting everyone else to cheer THEM up, gez. (Never a thread titled: Im here to make your day better!)

You could always watch the introductions to the shows you watched as a kid, always makes me feel better.

some one else posted this.
also nostalgia upsets me, knowing that i can never have those days back.

I made this thread for the sole purpose of bring smiles to your face and cheering people up. Try it =D [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.254106-The-Happy-Thread-SMILE-ESCAPIST-D]

Otherwise

anyone else notice how most posts are quite depressing on a cheer me up thread?
anyways here you go. jokes always help.

Spoiler: jokes

a man and a woman are doing intercourse when their son walks in looks horrified and runs into his own room, the husband laughs to himself and decides to go sort it out and when he gets to the boys room he sees him having sex with his grandma, the man looks horrified and says" what the hell are you two doing?!" so the boys reply is "yeah, not so funny when its your mom is it?"


a man walks into a bar and says ouch.


ok i cant actually think of any more right now sorry

 

[Popadoo]

Think about this. It's thought, over the evolution of our planet, ei: The rocks that form our planet being created, that particles from all over the galaxy come and join to build up over time. If your not getting me, get this. Look at your left hand. In that hand could be particles from a star that exploded a billion years ago in a galaxy far far away. Now look at your right hand. In that hand could be particles from a star that exploded a billion years ago in a different galaxy all together. If that doesn't humble you, I don't know what will!

 

[notsosavagemessiah]

well, you're not dying, you're not in a warzone, you're not even criticaly injured. So cheer up, it could be infinitely worse.

 

[Woodsey]

That's not Core 1 of AS is it?

I took the same test, I didn't revise because I can't do the lessons, and I barely got any answers down. I have a special place in AS-Level Maths hell, reserved just for me and my impending U.

All I can think to say is either offensive or, at the very least, mock sympathy.

(And for fuck's say, I got an A twice at GCSE! "I've done everything you wanted me to do, so why did you do this, TO ME?!" etc.)

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

One time I saw a guy snort a line of chalk. I got a joke too, taken from one of our joke threads a while back.

A Lieutenant calls a sargent into his tent. He says "Private Smith's mother just died. I need you to break the news to him. Try and be sensitive about it will you?"

The next day after rolecall, the Sargent is assgining roles. "Jenkins, Taylor, and Harris, preform firing exercises! Lelund, Baumer, and Follis, hit the obstacle course. Smith, go see the Lieutenant, your mom just died."

Smith walks into the tent and later re-emerges in tears. The next morning the Lieutenant again calls the sargent into his tent. "Private Jenkins mom just died. I need you to break the news to him, but for god's sake man, be gentle!"

So at rollcall that day, the sargent thinks about how to break the news. Before assigning tasks, he says "Everyone with a living mother step forward."

Half a second later he shouts "NOT SO FAST JENKINS!"

Hoped that helped.

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

Here's a riddle as well.


If the red house is made out of red bricks

And the blue house is made out of blue bricks

What is the green house made out of??

Spoiler

If u guessed green bricks, thats wrong because a green house is made out of glass!!

 

[Daffy F]

I don't think 87% is a failing grade...

Yeah, the grade boundary for an A is like 70-75% I believe.
And the questions weren't too hard for him by the sounds of it.

In my college it's 80%. I hope I got one

 

[joemegson94]

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Cheery news time?

I'm thinking of proposing to my girlfriend. Little bit more money and I'm very seriously tempted to go for getting a ring.

Well I think it's cheery news.