"Please dont get finger prints on my iPhone!"

[NuclearPenguin]

..What the fuck? How can you prevent finger prints on a touch mobile when using it?
Seriously, someone explain it to me. Im getting pissed off whenever I borrow someones mobile and they tell me not to get fingerprints on it, when its a fucking touch mobile.

 

[Archer147]

easy solution- lick it clean when you've finished

 

[NuclearPenguin]

easy solution- lick it clean when you've finished

But it tastes like fingers. I tried on my iPhone because you said that ._. (Screen protector ftw.)

 

[thiosk]

Why don't you try "i'll do my best, and thank you for allowing me to borrow your mobile and use the minutes on the plan you spend upwards of 100 dollars a month on"

I guess its more fun to run to the INTARWEBS and tell us how your generous friends are dicks.

I bet you are known among your circle of friends as KFC-Finger boy.

 

[LeonLethality]

tear off the skin on your fingers?

 

[-Drifter-]

easy solution- lick it clean when you've finished

Thing is, there's always the off chance that someone tried that before you. I wouldn't risk it.

My solution: Kill whoever says that.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Why don't you try "i'll do my best, and thank you for allowing me to borrow your mobile and use the minutes on the plan you spend upwards of 100 dollars a month on"

I guess its more fun to run to the INTARWEBS and tell us how your generous friends are dicks.

No... I let them play on mine, because ive bought games like Zenonia and Dungeon Hunter, and I play on theirs because they've bought games like tap tap, and I like to vary but I cant be fucked to buy more games on mine. Oh, and one more thing, my friends are NOT fucking generous, they are damn far from it. And I dont want to hear that blasphemy coming from you again.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

eat chips and make sure they had a nice layer of late chip, then actually leave worse fingerprints

 

[-Drifter-]

Why don't you try "i'll do my best, and thank you for allowing me to borrow your mobile and use the minutes on the plan you spend upwards of 100 dollars a month on"

I guess its more fun to run to the INTARWEBS and tell us how your generous friends are dicks.

I think you're over-reacting. And besides, it's still an unreasonable request. It's like saying 'You can use my computer, but don't touch the mouse or keyboard.'

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Use your elbow.

But then theyll complain about elbowprints!

 

[NuclearPenguin]

This is one reason I wear gloves. Tends to freak people out during the warmer seasons too, but that's just an added perk.

I have fingerless in flames gloves for the reason that iPhones dont recognize fingers when gloves are on.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Use your elbow.

But then theyll complain about elbowprints!

I guess you just can't win, can you?

nope.

 

[siffty]

napalm the dam thing that way there is no finger prints on it and there never will be

 

[Allstar309]

Use sand paper to rub your fingerprints off.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

..What the fuck? How can you prevent finger prints on a touch mobile when using it?
Seriously, someone explain it to me. Im getting pissed off whenever I borrow someones mobile and they tell me not to get fingerprints on it, when its a fucking touch mobile.

Jesus Christ lad!. I told you to take that Telekinesis plasmid last week. If you had just listened to me then we wouldn't be having this conversation on these forums now would we?.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

..What the fuck? How can you prevent finger prints on a touch mobile when using it?
Seriously, someone explain it to me. Im getting pissed off whenever I borrow someones mobile and they tell me not to get fingerprints on it, when its a fucking touch mobile.

Jesus Christ lad!. I told you to take that Telekinesis plasmid last week. If you had just listened to me then we wouldn't be having this conversation on these forums now would we?.

Sorry Sir. I will continue to better myself Sir.