"Please dont get finger prints on my iPhone!"

[sky14kemea]

Hehehehe, my friend says that when I borrow his phone or DS, so when he's leaning over my shoulder like a hawk, I touch the screen anyway and say "My finger slipped!"

Thrrrpt

I agree, you can't avoid getting finger prints on touch screens, you can clean them if it annoys you that much :0 but it's unavoidable really.

 

[Bat Vader]

..What the fuck? How can you prevent finger prints on a touch mobile when using it?
Seriously, someone explain it to me. Im getting pissed off whenever I borrow someones mobile and they tell me not to get fingerprints on it, when its a fucking touch mobile.

I suppose wearing gloves when using it could be an easy solution.

 

[ffxfriek]

Use your elbow.

But then theyll complain about elbowprints!

Noone is ever happy anymore are they?

 

[Aapiesnuf]

Maybe you could try using your fingernails to tap the screen.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

..What the fuck? How can you prevent finger prints on a touch mobile when using it?
Seriously, someone explain it to me. Im getting pissed off whenever I borrow someones mobile and they tell me not to get fingerprints on it, when its a fucking touch mobile.

I suppose wearing gloves when using it could be an easy solution.

iPhones dont respond to anything but the tastey flesh of humans.

 

[Dark Knifer]

..What the fuck? How can you prevent finger prints on a touch mobile when using it?
Seriously, someone explain it to me. Im getting pissed off whenever I borrow someones mobile and they tell me not to get fingerprints on it, when its a fucking touch mobile.

I suppose wearing gloves when using it could be an easy solution.

iPhones dont respond to anything but the tastey flesh of humans.

So dogs can't use iphones? That's racist! Or that's what I'd be saying if I cared.

OT: Maybe get a DS pen if it bothers you that much.

 

[heyheysg]

Wait for Steve Jobs to invent iPsychic,

-reads your mind to call, change tracks, increase decrease volume and select porn

 

[Snork Maiden]

..What the fuck? How can you prevent finger prints on a touch mobile when using it?
Seriously, someone explain it to me. Im getting pissed off whenever I borrow someones mobile and they tell me not to get fingerprints on it, when its a fucking touch mobile.

I suppose wearing gloves when using it could be an easy solution.

iPhones dont respond to anything but the tastey flesh of humans.

So dogs can't use iphones? That's racist! Or that's what I'd be saying if I cared.

OT: Maybe get a DS pen if it bothers you that much.

Considering they only respond to flesh a DS pen wouldn't work either. Or fingernails for that matter.

 

[martin's a madman]

..What the fuck? How can you prevent finger prints on a touch mobile when using it?
Seriously, someone explain it to me. Im getting pissed off whenever I borrow someones mobile and they tell me not to get fingerprints on it, when its a fucking touch mobile.

Use your penis one time. Then the fingerprint issue will never be brought up again. Oh and if you aren't a dangler (Meaning, you're female) then your nose could be effective, a male could do that too but just the vulgarity of using your penis is more comical.

 

[Charli]

Shove your nose on it, rub whatever sticky residue is clinging on there on it, and ask them if that is better.

Seriously.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[NuclearPenguin]

Wait for Steve Jobs to invent iPsychic,

-reads your mind to call, change tracks, increase decrease volume and select porn

The iPsychic can do everything, if you can think it, it can do it! It even chooses porn after what you feel like right then! *Example on the commercial* A guy sits on his couch with his iPsychic, he goes into porn and the iPyschic says "According to your brain waves you would like to jack it to some Down-Syndrome Midgets, please wait."

 

[NuclearPenguin]

You're supposed to stare at it until it does what you want.

That or always wear gloves

It doesnt respond to gloves.

 

[Dark Knifer]

*snip*

Forgot about that... Maybe tear a bit of flesh off someone elses finger and remove the fingerprints on it. Or just use it to grate cheese to get back at them.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

..What the fuck? How can you prevent finger prints on a touch mobile when using it?
Seriously, someone explain it to me. Im getting pissed off whenever I borrow someones mobile and they tell me not to get fingerprints on it, when its a fucking touch mobile.

Use your penis one time. Then the fingerprint issue will never be brought up again. Oh and if you aren't a dangler (Meaning, you're female) then your nose could be effective, a male could do that too but just the vulgarity of using your penis is more comical.

My mate tried to do it with his nose because he was too lazy to take his gloves off.. It got horrible, horrible marks and I told him to shower.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[NuclearPenguin]

It doesnt respond to gloves.

No, I mean if you wear gloves at all times, they wont get filthy, and therefore not leave prints

..Your logic.. Sorta works I guess. I shall now go around with a condom on my hand for the rest of the day, when I take it off, my fingers better not leave prints!

 

[martin's a madman]

..What the fuck? How can you prevent finger prints on a touch mobile when using it?
Seriously, someone explain it to me. Im getting pissed off whenever I borrow someones mobile and they tell me not to get fingerprints on it, when its a fucking touch mobile.

Use your penis one time. Then the fingerprint issue will never be brought up again. Oh and if you aren't a dangler (Meaning, you're female) then your nose could be effective, a male could do that too but just the vulgarity of using your penis is more comical.

My mate tried to do it with his nose because he was too lazy to take his gloves off.. It got horrible, horrible marks and I told him to shower.

Yeah, the nose has terrible accumulation of natural oil. If you have one of those generic binders, the one inch one with the all one colour surface. If you'd like to be shocked rub your nose or any other part of your face on it.

 

[martin's a madman]

It doesnt respond to gloves.

No, I mean if you wear gloves at all times, they wont get filthy, and therefore not leave prints

Well, if you lick a tip of your glove, it develops enough grip to respond. Works on my regular old Ipod anyway. Also, is that a joke? What with prints being caused by natural oil.