Pokémon Innuendo

[ad4m101]

you sir have made my day!

 

[Magnalian]

Classic case of Getting Crap Past The Radar [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GettingCrapPastTheRadar].

This might be a slightly more suitable link:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Radar/Ptitlei015gc004kw4

 

[knumpify]

cloyster's clit scares me

You think thats scary, try getting with a girl with a piercing

been there, done her. it was actually kinda fun.

 

[Wardnath]

Team Rocket's original Pokemon post-evolution were a snake and a pair of balls. And a pussy(cat).

Mind = Blown

Classic case of Getting Crap Past The Radar [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GettingCrapPastTheRadar].

Yup.

Edit:

Muk is ____ backwards.

Holy !@#$.

To be fair, though, I don't think they were intending that one.

 

[Marsell]

well, what does dugtrio look like under the surface?
Also, females with bulbasor?

 

[Benj17]

cloyster's clit scares me

You think thats scary, try getting with a girl with a piercing

been there, done her. it was actually kinda fun.

well yes it does act as a kind of map marker

 

[AboveUp]

I'm surprised nobody noticed how you can breed any pokémon with a Ditto yet. Yes, that's right, any pokémon is able to make babies with a giant pink monster. Ditto is just one big reproductive organ.

 

[Magnalian]

I'm surprised nobody noticed how you can breed any pokémon with a Ditto yet. Yes, that's right, any pokémon is able to make babies with a giant pink monster. Ditto is just one big reproductive organ.

Actually Ditto just transforms into... is your avatar a samurai pizza cat?

 

[AboveUp]

I'm surprised nobody noticed how you can breed any pokémon with a Ditto yet. Yes, that's right, any pokémon is able to make babies with a giant pink monster. Ditto is just one big reproductive organ.

Actually Ditto just transforms into... is your avatar a samurai pizza cat?

No, it's a Ditto.

Actually it is, I always have cat avatars on the Escapist.

 

[Mr. Purple]

<color=purple> ...I can't imagine any of the horns and spikes feeling good.

 

[Magnalian]

<color=purple> ...I can't imagine any of the horns and spikes feeling good.

They might, if you're into that sort of thing.

 

[Risingblade]

I guess they like it rough then

 

[adderseal]

for a slightly creepier alternative...
Gardevoir used Imprison

or, Squirtle used Withdraw!

 

[uncle-ellis]

I don't get it.

Then leave the internet now.

BEFORE IT TOO LATE!

 

[Mr. Purple]

you sir have made my day!

<color=purple> Ditto. (Haha, its punny!)

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

Metapod.
Nickname - Your Penis.
Your Penis Used Harden.
Your Penis used String Shot.
Your Penis Used Confusion.
Your Penis fainted.
Whats this? Your penis is evolving!

Oh how i loved POKeMON yellow

 

[SnipErlite]

Onix can learn a move called Rock Polish.

Rock Polish is TM 69. TM SIXTY-NINE.

I'll leave it at that.

*clears throat* LOL

[sub]I did not leave myself open to any throat jokes there[/sub]
[sub][sub]Or any leave open ones[/sub][/sub]

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

Ekans is Snake backwards.

Snakes are shaped like penises.

Ekans is therefore a penis.

Haha! That's fucking hilarious.

On topic, it wouldn't surprise me if it was intended but, it was probably just a coincidence.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I never knew Pokémon was such a perverted game!
*Continues playing Pokémon*

 

[Magnalian]

for a slightly creepier alternative...
Gardevoir used Imprison

or, Squirtle used Withdraw!

Tentacruel used Wrap/Constrict/Bind
Arbok used Spit Up
Octillery used Gunk Shot
Onix used Protect
Pikachu used Double Team
Breloom used Seed Bomb...

The list goes on if you're willing to look.