Pokemon: If you were one, Which one would you would NOT rather be?

[PinkiePyro]

tie between caterpi, and weedle


actally going by a certain episode magikarp could be awesome

 

[Baldr]

Probopass, this abomination. At least Nosepass looked like a moai

 

[Stryc9]

rattata, they are the go-to punching bag of pokemons, its a fukken rat and is not special in any way.... at all...

But what if you were a rattata that was in the top 99% of rattatas?

I wouldn't want to be Slugma, you're slow as molasses in winter and if you ever stop moving you'll solidify and never be able to move again.

 

[FilipJPhry]

Wow, my thread went to the second page cemetery and came back!

I guess I should put in my pick:
It would have to be Gardevoir! Just imagine how it must feel knowing there are alot of Rule 34 stuff about you all over the internet.

 

[TheTim]

Spoink, because if it ever stops hopping it dies.

 

[soren7550]

Bidoof. He and his evolution are just so... blarg. As are Stunfisk (and a number other gen five pokemon but I'll be here all day if I list more).

 

[tthor]

Jynx. It's borderline racist, and one of the ugliest Pokemon in the Dex. Then again I hear there's a pokemon now which is a scoop of ice cream, and that just might be worse.

I'm not sure I would call it racist, but i would call it the creepiest transvestite I've ever seen o_o

 

[Tamrin]

Jynx. It's borderline racist, and one of the ugliest Pokemon in the Dex. Then again I hear there's a pokemon now which is a scoop of ice cream, and that just might be worse.

I'm not sure I would call it racist, but i would call it the creepiest transvestite I've ever seen o_o

You may not call it racist, but many still do.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jynx#Controversy_and_reception

 

[Freaky Lou]

Jynx. It's borderline racist, and one of the ugliest Pokemon in the Dex. Then again I hear there's a pokemon now which is a scoop of ice cream, and that just might be worse.

I'm not sure I would call it racist, but i would call it the creepiest transvestite I've ever seen o_o

Like I said, borderline, but it's close enough that they changed its skin colour from black to purple when they imported it to the States, and it still kicked up a bit of controversy. Looks like someone else linked you to an overview of the mess.

 

[DarkAngryWolf]

I'd hate to be a ghost pokemon. Eternal life sounds kind of cool if your not being trained, but think for a second. Other pokemon might end up dead because of this, but they already are. Now... if you get caught and your trainer dies... you stay in your pokeball... FOREVER! Doesn't that just sound peachy?! Also, it's a boring existence. Normally, they stayin a house and haunt it, probabley because they died there or something. Ghost pokemon are probley the souls of every other pokemon once it dies, does anyone really think of this. Also, it's not like you can just walk around town like other more harmless pokemon. People would get freaked out if they saw a Ghastly or something similar walking by.

Oh, and I'm not going by power or anything, I'm just going by what's logical the world of pokemon has established in the games and the first tv series.

 

[walrusaurus]

Chansey, cause then people would constantly be ripping chunks of my belly out to feed it to their pets.

 

[dvd_72]

Koffing. I mean, not only am I likely to poison those around me, but also prone to spontaneously exploding. How terrable is that? Knowing that you could explode at ANY TIME and you have very little controll over it.

Heck, I'd probably just go on and self-destruct on purpouse, so as to exert what little controll over my death I can

 

[bobsizzlack]

I'd say Cubone, BECAUSE I'M WEARING MY DEAD MOTHER'S SKULL AS A HELMET!!!!

Incidently, did you know it's rumoured originally Khangaskhan was meant to be Cubone's top form?

 

[Dr Namgge]

An Unown.

You exist only as a letter in an ancient Poke-alphabet to communicate with the Gods. You're a useless fighter, with no moveset beyond Hidden Power, and no real strengths or abilities meaning that, should you actually get caught, you will just sit in a PC box forever. Your entire purpose is either to sit on a wall and be read, or sit in a box.

 

[FilipJPhry]

Whoa. I could swear this thread died off a few days ago.

 

[Smeggs]

Then they sort of ganged up on my godchild and said that she would be Psyduck. Man, she got pissed.

Really? Psyduck is a fucking boss, especially when it evolves. Only reason I would not want to be a Psyduck is because of the constant headaches.

rattata, they are the go-to punching bag of pokemons, its a fukken rat and is not special in any way.... at all...

This.

I mean really, they are honestly the most worthless pokemon ever.

They don't really have any cool attacks or powers, they have no useful or even interesting abilities/features (flying, swimming, shapeshifting,long tongue, sludgy body, etc), they don't evolve into anything more powerful or remotely better than what they already are(Raticate isn't much better), and no one truly gives a crap about them, not that you can blame anyone.

mon they do miniscule damage and leave it up to Supersonic. PLUS, THEY'RE BLIND.
Sure, some pokemon may have stupid abilities or shitty side effects, but at least they're interesting in some form or way. Rattatas are just shit.

Rattata and Raticate are probably the most useful early-game derps, especially in HG/SS where if you have a Raticate you can pretty much safely say you could one hit all of Morty's ghosts, also once you get Hyper Fang, and Super Fang takes out 1/2 the targets HP every time.
The most useless of all would have to go to Bidoof.

OT: Of all the pokemon...Zubat.

Fuck Zubats. No, really, FUCK ZUBATS. Nobody likes Zubat, nobody. There's even a group I joined in one of my rare journeys into Facebook devoted to the absolute hatred of Zubats.

It learns nothing good, has the defense and attack stat of a fucking twig, all they do is troll you by combo'ing Supersonic and Leech Life, Leech Life making the battle last longer because instead of just KOing your team they let you beat the shit out of yourself in confusion while healing themselves 2 or 3 HP at a time.

Their cry is annoying as hell and along with Geodude they are like 50% of what you will encounter in any cave. EVER. AND YOU WILL ENCOUNTER THEM. MULTIPLE TIMES. Which really sucks for a Nuzlocke.

Also they're FUCKING BLIND.