Pokemon: Items in Real Life?

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Regiment

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yankeefan19 said:
Full restore to piss off assassins. They shoot me in the stomach or somewhere where death isn't instant, and then BOOM: Full Restore.
...Is that sort of thing... common for you?

I'd go with Full Heal or Full Restore. It'd save time and annoyance on doctor's visits.
 

lwm3398

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LoStInMyMiNd said:
Trebort said:
I want PokeBalls so I can catch chavs, then drop them in to a river.
Or to improve on that use those captured chavs as your minions for killing other chavs.
Get them super coked-up and send them on a chav-murder spree. That'd be awesome.

What about the things in Pokemon hospitals? Imagine if humans could use them. Just get in a Pokeball, be put in that little oven-looking thing, and then you're totally healed. That would be fantastic. A cure for everything.

Regiment said:
...Is that sort of thing... common for you?
It's actually pretty common for all Escapist members. I actually just got shot in the shoulder a few minutes ago. So, yeah, it's pretty common for everyone.

Oh, except you. You got left out. No assassin for you.
 

black-magic

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LoStInMyMiNd said:
OMFG i just thought of an awesome one! having a Exp. share so you could get a degree and share all the knowledge with someone else. it would save millions in education.
But then you'd both only understand half the material.
 

SultanP

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yankeefan19 said:
Full restore to piss off assassins. They shoot me in the stomach or somewhere where death isn't instant, and then BOOM: Full Restore.
Problem is that you'd have to piss off some powerful people enough for them to send assassins after you, but not enough for them to send good assassins after you.
 

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Rakkana said:
Focus band! I'm invincible from any shot once!
Actually, you'd still only have a chance of survival. If you were wearing a Focus Sash, and you were at the peak of your physical condition that day with no ailments of any kind, then yes, survival of a gunshot would be guaranteed.
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Zhalath

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I'll take the folding bicycle. Fits in my pocket and goes crazy fast?! Awesome.
 

PhantomCritic

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Rare candies, as soon as I eat one, I shall be stronger than anyone else. for I will be the only person to be level 2.
 

Rakkana

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SharPhoe said:
Rakkana said:
Focus band! I'm invincible from any shot once!
Actually, you'd still only have a chance of survival. If you were wearing a Focus Sash, and you were at the peak of your physical condition that day with no ailments of any kind, then yes, survival of a gunshot would be guaranteed.
[/Pokénerding]
I'm aware of this but there is always something wrong with us so I went with a realistic option.
 

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MacDonaldFin said:
Rare candies, as soon as I eat one, I shall be stronger than anyone else. for I will be the only person to be level 2.
no chuck norris was first!
 

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Quaxar said:
Suki the Cat said:
Escape Ropes. Being able to poof out of any cave instantly ^^.
How often are you in caves that you need these things?

I think I'm going with pokeballs too, a good way to take my cat to the vet or on holidays.
Well, if I had it I'm sure cave-exploring would be more tempting...

How often do you take your cat to the vet? XD
 

GoWithDAFro

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GB sounds player. Walkin' around with an awesome old school soundtrack following me for everyone to hear. No one will know where its coming from, but whenever I walk into a room, their ears will be assaulted by catchy tunes to be stuck in their head for days.
 

MgR

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The only item I would use would be the fold-up bicycle, good for your every backpack needs. Wouldn't have to leave it chained up in the middle of the street, saying "Hey you, yeah you, you looking for a good time? Just snap this chain, and take me for a ride."

(didn't mean to sound so dirty when I typed it out, but it sounds completely different as intended in hindsight.)
 

DarkJester

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I'd just want the HMs. Super Strong (Strength), I can Fly, I can run on water (Surf), climb anything (Rock Climb), Cut through almost any material, etc etc... I'd be a Super Hero! Sure, I can only use four at a time so I'd have to prioritize every morning, no biggie.
And Master Balls. Capture literally ANY living thing you throw it at, without fail. I'd be a real life collector of super and ultra rare animal species. And they'd all be unharmed due to no struggle and no chance for escape.
 

Cresscendo

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burn, paralyze, ice, and full heals. along with potions, revives and such, just think of how efficient modern medicine would be if all the world's problems could be cured by a simple little lotion.
 

Quaxar

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Suki the Cat said:
Quaxar said:
Suki the Cat said:
Escape Ropes. Being able to poof out of any cave instantly ^^.
How often are you in caves that you need these things?

I think I'm going with pokeballs too, a good way to take my cat to the vet or on holidays.
Well, if I had it I'm sure cave-exploring would be more tempting...

How often do you take your cat to the vet? XD
Now and then. It could of course also be used for when he's annoying me.