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Quiet Stranger

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Ultrajoe said:
Ok, I'm unlocking this thread a few minutes after I post this little proviso, so I know you've all seen it:

Some of these are funny. Some of these are clever. Some of them are vulgar, and most of the vulgar ones aren't clever or funny. If you can stick to the first two of these categories, and exclude examples of the third, this thread can stay open and we can all have a good time.

You've been warned, I'd hate to have to this whole thread turn...


Geddit? I'm good.
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OMG! I see what you did there! Clever guy! I can`t think of any pokemon puns buut lets see, wait I got one but I forget how to put the picture in, well here is the link if someone can fix it for me



I'm in ur post, insertin' ur image tags - UJ
 
Daveman

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"What poké-moves do you know?" "Ugh, how to poké-your mum. I'm not a pokémon!"

Doomsday Arcade FTW.
 
Nexus424

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Quiet Stranger said:
Nexus424 said:
Time for the motherload
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Okay there are only a 151 pokemon so you have to explain this one to me
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Unfortunately this was one of the more seasoned pokepuns so you'll have to look them up.
 
Uncreative

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I love Halolz, there's a crazy ton of these on there.



And this, because even though it's not a pun, it is awesome.

 
Blasphemous Rex

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Good idea. Lets try to cram as many pokemon into that song as possible.
Head under water
And you tell me to breathe easy for a while
The breathing gets harder, even I know that
Made room for me but it's too soon to see
If I'm happy in your hands

I'm unusually hard to hold on to
Blank stares at blank pages
No easy way to say this
You mean well, but you make this hard on me
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see

I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's
Make or break in this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leaving I'm gonna need a better
Reason to write you a love song today

I learned the hard way
That they all say things you want to hear
And my heavy heart sinks deep down under you and
Your twisted words,
Your help just hurts
You are not what I thought you were
Hello to high and dry
Convinced me to please you
Made me think that I need this too
I'm trying to let you hear me as I am

I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's
Make or break in this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leaving I'm gonna need a better
Reason to write you a love song today

Promise me that you'll leave the light on
To help me see with daylight, my guide, gone
'cause I believe there's a way you can love me
Because I say
I won't write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see

I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's make or break in this
Is that why you wanted a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's make or break in this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If your heart is nowhere in it
I don't want it for a minute
Babe, I'll walk the seven seas when I believe that
There's a reason to
Write you a love song today
 
Cakes

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Nexus424 said:
Time for the motherload
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Explain this shit dammit, I stopped paying attention after the second generation!
 
U

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Possibly one of my favorite threads.

The dugtrio at the beginning had me on the floor.
 
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