Police issue official warning against "Pedobear"

[octafish]

It's freaking Oklahoma. What do you expect?

The only two things from Oklahoma are steers and queers, and I don't see any horns on you boy.
Serious cookies for this reference...
or

Gonna give you barley, carrots and pertaters,
Pasture fer the cattle,
Spinach and termayters!
Flowers on the prairie where the June bugs zoom,
Plen'y of air and plen'y of room,
Plen'y of room to swing a rope!
Plen'y of heart and plen'y of hope.

What is your major malfunction numb nuts? I am going to rip off your head and shit down your throat.

Sorry, no cookie for you. Cowboy was from Texas. Think back five years earlier than Full Metal Jacket and picture a much more Lou Gossett Jr Sergeant.