Just thought I'd quote this, on the off-chance that more people will see it and stop freaking out over nothing.Eri said:I lol'd a bit. +1Rationalization said:Person 1(Didn't read article): Squirrels can't get rabies, this is animal cruelty he should be fired.
Person 2: Squirrels can get rabies, here are several links that show documented cases of rabies. Here are some more of squirrel attacks. This was at a school and he was called to check in on it after it was acting eratic. The police man had no protection and used his only means of non-lethal avoidance: Pepper spray.
Person 1: It's still animal cruelty, I hope he dies!
Man, this place has really developed a pattern, hasn't it? The above conversation could be expanded for half the threads on this site.[footnote]EXAGGERATION! Don't quote me to say that it's not really half the threads, I KNOW.[/footnote]
Person 1: Look at this horrible news story! It's a tragedy!
Person 2: KILL THEM! KILL THEM! KILL THEM!
Person 3: Actually, that's only half the story. Here's enough evidence to fill a library that proves this story isn't as bad as the OP made it sound.
Persons 4 through 8 billion: KILL THEM! KILL THEM! KILL THEM!
Person 8 billion and one: Hey, look at what person 3 said! It's not as bad as it sounds!
Everyone else: NO! KILL!
Person 3: .......Fuck this.