Poll: 1337 divided by 0

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Z(ombie)fan

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the answer is 1337.

*takes out calculator*

yes. 1337. dividing ANYTHING by zero will be the same thing as it is dividding. 1337 by 0 is 1337. 6 by 0 is 6. fish by 0 is fish. 0 by 0 is - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHH!

(in other words, zero.)
 

Kryzantine

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Z(ombie)fan said:
the answer is 1337.

*takes out calculator*

yes. 1337. dividing ANYTHING by zero will be the same thing as it is dividding. 1337 by 0 is 1337. 6 by 0 is 6. fish by 0 is fish. 0 by 0 is - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHH!

(in other words, zero.)
Actually, the identity rule for division works only when you divide by 1. Anything divided by 0 is undefined.
 

geldonyetich

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Gather round, children, I'll tell you something they won't teach you in math class. (Because math nerds are thick in some ways.)

This thing is, dividing by zero isn't that hard to do. All you do is convert the numbers back into their original concepts and then logically surmise based off of what it is you are trying to do what the proper course of action is.

* You have $1337 dollars and you will divide this evenly amongst the participants. If there are zero participants, do you attempt to divide $1337 by zero participants? Of course not: circumstances have called for no division to be necessary.

* Over 1337 minutes, you measure the number of people to cross the street and divide 1337 by those people to determine the average number of minutes per people to cross the street. As it turns out, zero people cross the street in those 1337 minutes. Do you attempt to divide 1337 by zero to get your average? Of course not: you obviously have an insufficient sample to get the answer you need, so no division occurs.

* You're noticing that as your projectile weighing 1337 kgs approaches the event horizon of a black hole, the amount of energy required to break the speed of light approaches infinity. Do you surmise, then, that division by zero has occurred and therefore it is impossible to break the speed of light because the math fails at that point? Of course not: rather, your understanding of time/space is lacking a fundamental detail to explain why this happens.

Basically, math exists solely in your head. It's used as a technique of measurement. Measurement can be a powerful thing that allows us to make accurate predictions in many cases. However, at the point where we find our measurements to be more real than what we've measured, math ceases being an effective tool, and becomes a trap of narrow minds. Dwelling on how to divide by zero is the epitome of this.
 

Hazy

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>1337 divided by 0
>divided by 0


[HEADING=1]STOP! YOU'LL KILL US ALL![/HEADING]
 

GRoXERs

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The answer is infinity. If you people weren't so used to using a calculator, you'd realize that the lim(x->0)1337/x=∞

Edit: Oh right, and lim(x->-0)1337/x = -∞
 

oktalist

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Attempts to divide by zero will be met with extreme force.

This was the last guy who broke the rules:



You have been warned.
 

MASTACHIEFPWN

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I only know one number you can divide by zero and not get the "CANNOT DIVIDE BY ZERO" message. 666. Your calculator is taken to hell, right out of your hand by a demon!
 

socialmenace42

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CokeColaForTheWIn said:
Chuck Norris, stop's being the most awesome thing ever made.
That's impossible, I'm enraged by your outlandish suggestions, back to where you came from you smarmy peasant!

By definition someone who claimes to be 1337 is pretty much 'fail' (since i reject the term n00b as well)so how do you divide fail by zero? it's like finding the square root of 0, which is equally as impossible....

I think the real question is this; 1337 x (n00b/fail)=
 

Dags90

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GRoXERs said:
The answer is infinity. If you people weren't so used to using a calculator, you'd realize that the lim(x->0)1337/x=∞

Edit: Oh right, and lim(x->-0)1337/x = -∞
Thank you, I hate the whole Divide by 0 meme.
 

SnipErlite

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EmileeElectro said:
It'd probably be Boxxy or something knowing our luck...
Hahahaha, thanks, that cracked me up.

Now I feel simultaneously amused and depressed (Heartless [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/101117-Ozs-Tin-Man-Retooled-in-Awesome-Steampunk-Prequel] made me sad).

Also, OT: Head = Boom.
 
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Divide by zero? What is this I don't even

DOES NOT COMPUTE!

 

USSR

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GRoXERs said:
The answer is infinity. If you people weren't so used to using a calculator, you'd realize that the lim(x->0)1337/x=∞
What do you mean..

You people -.-