Whatever next? I took a football to the crotch at full speed a couple of times in school, so should the kicker at the time been charged with sexual assault?
What bollocks!
What bollocks!
I was going to say something before you said "without putting your hand inside your pants", because my mam and dad went to New York for the honeymoon one year and a guy stopped right in front of them and just reached in their and started scratching. *shivers*Durgiun said:Soon enough, scratching your balls or simply rearranging your testicles in public (without putting your hands inside your pants) will count as sexual assault.
Oh god, I once listened to my girlfriend's "Abnormal Psychology" class.Arontala said:Ummm.... Is it even possible to charge a seven-year-old with sexual assault?
Besides, if he was getting strangled, wouldn't this count as self-defense?
Also, what is the proper technique for punching someone in the crotch? Is it a crouching jab type deal?
That is ick, but as long as he's got 'em covered, nobody should care. Who knows, maybe his junk is smooth and shiny with a hint of Ambrosia.hutchy27 said:I was going to say something before you said "without putting your hand inside your pants", because my mam and dad went to New York for the honeymoon one year and a guy stopped right in front of them and just reached in their and started scratching. *shivers*Durgiun said:Soon enough, scratching your balls or simply rearranging your testicles in public (without putting your hands inside your pants) will count as sexual assault.