Poll: A cake jumps out of a stripper, what do you do?

[Terramax]

Where from the stripper is the cake jumping out of?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'd probably pass out in shock of what I saw and then decided what I do when I wake

 

[K4ndY]

Assuming she didn't just throw up the cake - it literally jumped out of the stripper - I'd probably take out a shotgun and blast the possessed pastry to Hell and back. The dead stripper too, just for good measure. You can never be too careful; wouldn't want her coming back as a zombie.

Then I'd eat the cake.

Evil cake always tastes better with a good peppering of blood and lead. XD

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I know, I'm twisted... >_<

 

[Deadlock Radium]

I would go "Gaah, I just cleaned that floor, and now there's cake and blood everywhere.", and then I would proceed to wash and get rid of that silly stripper.

 

[cke]

Make an "In Soviet Russia..." joke

 

[FalloutJack]

I think I'd had to question it first.

And THEN, I'll eat the cake.

 

[estoria-etnia]

First reaction: "Does the cake have an STD?"

 

[badgersprite]

If the people have no strippers, then let them eat cake!

 

[vxicepickxv]

I'd simply do one thing. Oh, I need to wake up now.

 

[TheNewDemoman]

I make a a portal joke, then kill myself

 

[ChippedShoulder]

I'd have my stripper, and eat it too... wait...

 

[M Silverthorn]

After wiping off the blood and brushing away any clinging residual organs, I'd promptly look to my guffawing friends and ask:

"...how much did that cost, anyway?"

 

[zfactor]

This has probably been done before but here goes...

HOW DOED A LIE JUMP OUT OF A CAKE? THIS QUESTION IS INVALID!

That felt good.

 

[OliverTwist72]

There is cake, why would I not eat it?

 

[William Dickbringer]

oh I was thinking the cake came from somewhere else
well I guess I would do what donsolo did