Poll:a man offered you Black ops for free in exchange a free ride in his black van would you take it?

[Canadamus Prime]

What?? No! Of course I'd be wondering what sorta dude would be trying to kidnap 28 year old men in black vans with the promise of video games.

I would do it, totally.

Do what? Try to kidnap 28 year old men with a black man and promises of video games? Good to know.

 

[Imp Poster]

Man, get a job.

 

[shootthebandit]

hellz yeah, a copy of cod and the chance to get a lift with MR.T

edit: if it was a white van its a rapist, black van is MR.T

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

For Black Ops? No. For delicious free candy? 100% yes. I swear if this van dude has Jolly Ranchers or Skittles, he's got himself one 34 year old slacker too.

 

[SalamanderJoe]

Not after last time...so many rashes...

On topic, no need I already have it. Though a second copy to trade in might be helpful...

 

[RatRace123]

Considering I don't want the game... sure. I love rides in black vans!

 

[DanDeFool]

Let's see... is ass rape worth the expense of driving to my local Best Buy and paying $59.95 US for a copy of a realistic shooter game that I could not be less interested in?

I'm gonna say no. I'm also gonna suggest that OP has a very low opinion of the people who like Black Ops, as (s)he seems to they they're all both ridiculously poor and have no self-respect.

 

[CNKFan]

Option seven. Yell I already have Black Ops. Then run away laughing like a psycho.

 

[Woodsey]

I'd go. After all, I could always say no to his advances.

That would work, right?

If he gets the dosage right you won't be saying anything.

OT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

I'll roshambo him for it.

 

[EHKOS]

I'd rather get doki doki panic than black ops sooooo no.

 

[ZehGeek]

Depends. If I was loaded, or atleast had a knife, maybe. Who knows, it might be a marketing ploy for some random buissness. Even if it was gold sellers, or Bobby Kotnick was in the van, I'd probably go. Prefer to be loaded or armed though.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Blatant trolling going on here.


For the love of God, people, report it.

 

[minimacker]

A BLACK van for the BLACK ops, possibly by a man with the skin colour BLA-, I'll stop right there.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

I totally would, then when he gave me the game. I would flake on him and leave him to drown in his tears!

 

[The_awesome_one]

I'll not offer my body for such a shitty game

 

[Sephychu]

I'd go. After all, I could always say no to his advances.

That would work, right?

If he gets the dosage right you won't be saying anything.

OT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

He told me they were sugar pills. I'm starting to think he lieeeuurrrggh...

 

[Beastialman]

Nope, don't really care about Call of Duty.

 

[Neromanser]

Blatant trolling going on here.


For the love of God, people, report it.

Its not trolling, i like to see what people come up with. some of it can be really funny.