Poll: A part of your body you like to mechanise.

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ShotgunShaman

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Robotic ass. I could use it to drill through walls by clenching and uncleching my butt at a high frequency.
 

AWC Viper

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Legs........SUPER JUMP FTW!!!!


now that that's out of the way.

Leg's would be my obvious choice due to the fact i am very slow now and would love to be able to .run faster than a car in 3rd gear,
 

Hurr Durr Derp

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I'd like some backup circuitry in my brain. In part to act as a storage device, since I have a pretty bad memory. The other part to somehow reduce or eliminate the need for sleep.
 

UsefulPlayer 1

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Head.

Glasses are annoying some times, I wanna be like Cyclops, and it would be so easy to pass all the tests in this world and become some sort of super scientist.
 

Dys

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sirdanrhodes said:
Segadroid said:
Oh yeah, no mechanised P-nisses. Thank you.
Way to take all the fun out of the thread. Eeeeerm, fingers, bass playing would be a lot easier.

Wait, why can we have mechanical asses, but not mechanical penises?
Sure, you're thinking about "bass playing" and not some other activity that requires dextrous fingers and a willing female participant *slow, sleazy wink*

OT: Hit me up with the brain implants, it would be pretty sweet to have what is effectively a computer in my brain. Not sure how it would work or if it would have any form of UI, but damn it would be cool if it did.
 

Valiance

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What is the advantage of a mechanical ass?

Maybe I'd take ONE mechanical hand/arm. I'd take a bionic eye first though.
 

revjay

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The pancreas so it would start producing insulin again, but since it's not on the list I'll go with pancreas so it would start producing insulin again.
 

FalloutJack

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I can't vote on this thread. It has nothing for Ghost in the Shell-style full-prosthetics bodies.
 

Spectre4802

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I don't know.

I'd probably go with the brain enhancement/augmentation, but I'd love to have an arm that has a grappling hook ala Bionic Commando, so I may swing of building to building like Spiderman.

Or back/spine, with 'bionic' wings, so I may fly from rooftop to rooftop.
 

Mozared

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I am kind of uncomfortable with your poll options. Does voting 'arms' suggest I do retain human hands, seeing as they're listed seperately? I wouldn't mind having one mechanized arm+hand, could always come in handy. Assuming it comes with a good amount of strength and retains the use I currently have. Who'd want to mechanize their ass, though?
 

Nova5

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One arm. Not both - want to still be able to feel/do normal things with my right arm, but the left I'd happily give up.

Was just talking about this in the morning, how odd.
 

DoomyMcDoom

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Left arm... I never use it for much anyway... just WASD-ing... if i could add to it and still have a hand I would do it without question... maybe have some sort of built in blade or something to cut/dismember things with... or a small calibur automatic weapon built in... that would fire out of my palm... stuff like that... or all of my body and just go bust up a city or something... hell it'd be fun
 

Segadroid

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madman485 said:
errm, what would a mechanical ass, um, do...exactly?

regardless, its got my vote.
Being able to wear a jetpack without the risk of losing your back end. Or just to make Tha Biggest Fart Evar :p