Poll: A Petition To The Escapist Regarding Andy Chalk and Farming Simulator 2013

[lacktheknack]

We've all seen <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.388926-Farming-Simulator-2013-Unleashes-Its-Mean-Machines>Andy <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.392069-Farming-Simulator-2013-Plows-a-Hardcore-Launch-Trailer>Chalk's <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.390834-Preorder-Farming-Simulator-2013-Get-a-Lamborghini>excitement for Farming Simulator 2013. Seeing that it's become a HUGE thing in Europe and is trickling over to North America, it seems likely that the Escapist will review it.

And really, it only seems fair that Andy Chalk should be the one to do it.

So, I request that the Escapist place the reins of the upcoming Farming Simulator 2013 review into Andy Chalk's capable hands. I think that we can only benefit from this arrangement.

To the users: Do you agree, or should one of the regulars handle it?

 

[Skobvs]

Agreed, I'm sure Andy will thoroughly enjoy reviewing the game he seems to be very excited about!

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Grand Theft Arkansas. I want to see the carnage of a Massey Ferguson with dualies on the back tearing through a bean field.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

To not have Andy review Farming Simulator 2013 would be a travesty.

Not only does Andy have a passion for the game series but without him this site would be bereft of the series of updates he's posted on the game's development.

 

[DustyDrB]

Ugh...
I'd rather work a double shift than play that. Seems super boring. If he does review it, I want the process on film. I need to see how long he lasts before he falls asleep on the keyboard.

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

I'd love to see him review it, if only to see an actual review of the game...

 

[Lizardon]

Just a review?

After all the hype and excitement in his articles, I expect nothing less than a multipart Lets Play updated daily.

 

[lacktheknack]

Just a review?

After all the hype and excitement in his articles, I expect nothing less than a multipart Lets Play updated daily.

Hmm, I could add this as an addendum to the petition...

 

[Fappy]

Just a review?

After all the hype and excitement in his articles, I expect nothing less than a multipart Lets Play updated daily.

Ninja'd

Seriously, make this happen.

I've seen Mud express excitement too.

I also expect MiracleofSound to do something similar to this:

 

[neonsword13-ops]

Yes.

Oh god, YES.

I would love to see that.

And when he's done with the review, he has to write an article about the joys of virtual farming.

 

[Krantos]

I demand he do a video review with a farmer accent.

I wasn't aware farmers had accents. So, what kind of accent do they have? A eastern European? A Greek Olive Farmer? A French vineyard keeper? Irish Potato farmer? British... erm... what do the British farm?

 

[War Penguin]

Yes! He deserves to review this game and I will stand by his side and support him in anyway I can! I will stand at my keyboard, saluting sir Chalk as he does his community a great honor in reviewing the game for the ages! God speed, sir Chalk. God speed!

 

[Andy Shandy]

I believe after all everything he's said on the game, I believe it's inevitable for his love affair with the game to continue.

Either that or Yahtzee reviews it, but I believe it would now be immoral for Andy not to review it.

Just a review?

After all the hype and excitement in his articles, I expect nothing less than a multipart Lets Play updated daily.

Ninja'd

Seriously, make this happen.

I've seen Mud express excitement too.

I also expect MiracleofSound to do something similar to this:

And since you've posted the Train Simulator video, it would be remiss of me not to post the Farming Simulator No Plow video.


In fact, let's get all the contributors in on doing something Farming Simulator-related. Graham and Paul could do an Unskippable (if it has any cutscenes), Jim could have a Jimquistion about the game, obviously MoS would do a song etc.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

I'm with the rest of you, he should totally review this game.

Bonus points if he does anything like the video above.

Mentions of 360 noscopes will also be accepted

 

[TheRussian]

-snip-

I watch this video once daily.
But in all seriousness, we don't need a specific person to review a specific game, that'll result in a biased review.

 

[gigastar]

On that subject i voted yes.

... erm... what do the British farm?

I know we have dairy farms on account of a recent uproar from them over the sale price of raw milk...

Maybe we have some meat and poultry farms too, but ive never heard of them. Or bothered to look.

 

[JoJo]

... erm... what do the British farm?

I know we have dairy farms on account of a recent uproar from them over the sale price of raw milk...

Maybe we have some meat and poultry farms too, but ive never heard of them. Or bothered to look.

We have lots of meat (particularly cows and sheep) in certain areas of the country, I know because I live in the South-West where you can't move for farms. Grain crops as well, though I couldn't identify which type.

 

[Rainforce]

this...really needs to be done O_O
then again, I figured he'd do it on his own the first chance he gets.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I need to see Chalk do some 360 noscope cornshots.


If he's really a l337 MLG playa, he'll show us his mad farming skills.