Poll: A Pledge for 2016

[White-Death]

Bah! too much Communism! What are you going to be offering next? Free Healthcare?a stable economy free from control form corrupt corporations? a government where ordinary people can get elected instead of old rich white men?No official religion?

Count me in!
A Portion of Mexican foodstuff with Phsycic abilities is still better than some oil company owner.

I nominate myself for #1 Jew Religious cleansing exterminator!

 

[Euryalus]

What do you plan to do to persuade undecided users, or those like myself who began as more of an Injustice Leaguer but is now someone firmly of a Brovengers persuasion?

EDIT: Also, what are your plans for getting more people to watch one of the best shows on TV, in Community? (that isn't getting nearly as many viewers as it should be)

We have an outreach program to persuade undecided voters

It involves cake...

What the hell are you doing? You can't offer cake to people after what happened... last time! The political fallout would be tremendous!

If your to have my full support you must know these things Taco!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

What the hell are you doing? You can't offer cake to people after what happened... last time! The political fallout would be tremendous!

If your to have my full support you must know these things Taco!

Don't worry, there's been a change in my campaigning strategy

Cake you say.. what kind of cake? If it's fruit cake then you're wasting your time, fruit cake is the devil's work, and not the cool devil who invented rock music, but the annoying devil who keeps making one of your socks disappear. You should give us TACOS!

We have this area, we call it the Cake Room...

But I promise, if elected, TACOS FOR ALL!

 

[romanator0]

As possibly the only Roman here I feel that it is important for it to be known that I am wholly in support of increased benefits for hamsters and tacos for everyone. Indubitably.

 

[Euryalus]

Don't worry, there's been a change in my campaigning strategy

Why does that terrify Me so much XD

But I promise, if elected, TACOS FOR ALL!

And what of the Quesadillas! Or the Spaghetti! What of them?!?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Don't worry, there's been a change in my campaigning strategy

Why does that terrify Me so much XD

But I promise, if elected, TACOS FOR ALL!

And what of the Quesadillas! Or the Spaghetti! What of them?!?

Rights for all!

YOU GET RIGHTS, THEY GET RIGHTS!

 

[Imthatguy]

Bah! too much Communism! What are you going to be offering next? Free Healthcare?a stable economy free from control form corrupt corporations? a government where ordinary people can get elected instead of old rich white men?No official religion?

Count me in!
A Portion of Mexican foodstuff with Phsycic abilities is still better than some oil company owner.

I nominate myself for #1 Jew Religious cleansing exterminator!

Welsome to the Schutzstaffel Comrade!

The rest of you should move on nothing to see here.

 

[Euryalus]

Don't worry, there's been a change in my campaigning strategy

Why does that terrify Me so much XD

But I promise, if elected, TACOS FOR ALL!

And what of the Quesadillas! Or the Spaghetti! What of them?!?

Rights for all!

YOU GET RIGHTS, THEY GET RIGHTS!

Even the expensive ones? 'cause I'm not sure the maths allow for this. Where'd you get all this cash?

For Yog-Sothoth's sake the right to vote costs millions of whatever the hell Herzog is embezelling in Bribery logistics costs alone!

 

[Rip Van Rabbit]

We have an outreach program to persuade undecided voters

It involves cake...

...followed by the inevitable choice of death? "Cake or Death!?" If I may.

You sir, the man with a taco where his head should be, where will my hula hoop fit into all this?

I wish to assist!

 

[Berithil]

Will you oppose the tyranny of Daystar Clarion?

If so, you have my pledge.

Though, I will oppose the tax against PubClub members... for obvious reasons

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[PsychicTaco115]

Even the expensive ones? 'cause I'm not sure the maths allow for this. Where'd you get all this cash?

For Yog-Sothoth's sake the right to vote costs millions of whatever the hell Herzog is embezelling in Bribery logistics costs alone!

Great, now we have to monetize our rights?

Which is the most expensive?

We have an outreach program to persuade undecided voters

It involves cake...

...followed by the inevitable choice of death? "Cake or Death!?" If I may.

You sir, the man with a taco where his head should be, where will my hula hoop fit into all this?

I wish to assist!

You can be our Chief Researcher in Silly Affairs!

 

[Euryalus]

Will you oppose the tyranny of Daystar Clarion?

If so, you have my pledge.

Though, I will oppose the tax against PubClub members... for obvious reasons

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A moral stand for a man's right to be entitled to the sweat of his own Brow?

I certainly can't think of any other reason you should be so staunchly opposed to the concept XD

 

[lacktheknack]

NEVER, YOU 'ORRIBLE TACO-HEADED FIEND.

As long as I remain in the company of the terrorists, I must oppose your every move towards this position. You just must remember,

We are always watching you.

<link=http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6va2cbSmP1qdx19wo1_500.gif>Always.

 

[Euryalus]

Great, now we have to monetize our rights?

Which is the most expensive?

The right to a fair and speedy trial? Maybe the Freedom from quartering troops? I'll do the math now!

The spaghetti one needs to stay though. That right's delicious important!

 

[Berithil]

Will you oppose the tyranny of Daystar Clarion?

If so, you have my pledge.

Though, I will oppose the tax against PubClub members... for obvious reasons

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A moral stand for a man's right to be entitled to the sweat of his own Brow?

I certainly can't think of any other reason you should be so staunchly opposed to the concept XD

Uhhh....

Yeah. That's it.

Totally it.

 

[Imthatguy]

NEVER, YOU 'ORRIBLE TACO-HEADED FIEND.

As long as I remain in the company of the terrorists, I must oppose your every move towards this position. You just must remember,

We are always watching you.

<link=http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6va2cbSmP1qdx19wo1_500.gif>Always.

We hate love you too

 

[lacktheknack]

NEVER, YOU 'ORRIBLE TACO-HEADED FIEND.

As long as I remain in the company of the terrorists, I must oppose your every move towards this position. You just must remember,

We are always watching you.

<link=http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6va2cbSmP1qdx19wo1_500.gif>Always.

We hate love you too

<link=http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html>Oh, for sure. Always and forever!

 

[Xman490]

But what about immigration reform? Let's not have users coming in from other forums and taking our jobs! Sure, those jobs include "Offensive Posting" and "Pony Thread Participation," but...

I can't do this. Senator Taco over here clearly has much greater qualifications than me and deserves the nomination.

 

[Euryalus]

But what about immigration reform? Let's not have users coming in from other forums and taking our jobs! Sure, those jobs include "Offensive Posting" and "Pony Thread Participation," but...

I can't do this. Senator Taco over here clearly has much greater qualifications than me and deserves the nomination.

We elected him to the senate? When did this happen?

@psychictaco115: When!?!?

...They turk er jerbs!

 

[teebeeohh]

if you are elected president, what do you intend to do with the basement?
i also propose to call the position "emperor" instead of just "president", every idiot can be elected president but it takes a true taco-head to be elected emperor