Poll: A question for the guys . Urinating , toilet seat up or down ?

[BathorysGraveland2]

Well, I just piss with it down. I'm a pretty good aim for the most part, and on the rare occurrence when something actually does land on the seat, I just wipe it off with some fresh toilet paper - not exactly a big deal.

 

[Bertylicious]

You people who piss all over the toilet seat fucking disgust me. I bet you stand up to wipe your arses as well, you Goddamned barbarians.

I've always thought that in an egalitarian household the menfolk should pee then put the seat down but the laydeees should pee and then put the seat up.

 

[FireAza]

For love of Buddha Christ, GUYS: PUT THE SEAT UP WHEN YOU PISS! It's not so bad if you live by yourself, but there's nothing worse than needing to take a dump in a public/communal toilet, and there's Jarate all over the seat! I don't care if your penis' nickname is Jesse James, I shouldn't have to clean up after you!

 

[Vicarious Reality]

Question, seeing as how this thread makes little sense to me without it; Do you people not have a covering toilet seat?
I always close the toilet, why would you leave it open to stink up the place

 

[mad825]

... I sit down to pee. Means I don't have to wipe my own piss, gives me a little relaxation time and, quite frankly, I hate instances where my stream fires off in different directions. Why? How does it even do that? Someone told me it's to do with not pissing soon after having a wank. Bollocks. I don't choke the bishop every day, sometimes I go weeks without milking the one eyed snake, and it still can veer off in awkward directions.

Erm, the best advice I can give is to go for a piss when you're calm and to slightly pull back on all that extra skin so that your spear is clear from any obstacles. Or you could try doing handstands, I hear that goes well.

OT: I live all alone...So I don't really think about it all that much.