Poll: A strange hypothetical question

[Multi-Hobbyist]

*Votes yes, but only for the money*
*Notices only 8 votes*

Well, at least 8 of us are honest. Unlike a couple others. Plus, times are shit. I'd eat shit for a million dollars a year ffs if it meant living financially easier for the remainder of my life. 99 problems and 95 could be solved with money, man. =/

 

[mistahzig1]

Nope, since I have children that would have to live through that stigma attached to their names.

BUT, if I didn't have any children, I'd say hell yeah. Who cares what people think of me when I'm rotting in the ground.

 

[Schadrach]

Free money AND a free shot at immortality? FUCK YES.

I doubt my life will amount to anything anyway. Better remembered as a **** than not remembered at all.

Sure its all a lie, and the bloke who actually committed the atrocities will get away with it. But why should I care about people when every time I try to be nice and helpful, I get rejected, stabbed in the back, and then spend the better part of a decade in near total social isolation?

Let the bastard get away with it, and let everyone else know my name and fear it.

That's what I think too. In fact, the more terrible and notorious the crimes, the better. If I get to know this will happen ahead of time, I might even arrange my death in a "but no body was ever found" sort of scenario, specifically so that if similar crimes to those ascribed to my name keep happening after my death, I can become even more of an icon of menace to be remembered for the ages. Faking faking your death is the way to go in this case.

 

[geK0]

Ok, important question: the OP says I'll take the blame for a bunch of really messed up murders, like legendarily screwed up ways of killing people. So a. will these murders actually happen, or will it just be an extremely persistent urban legend that never dies? And b. will my accepting this deal, assuming the murders are actually happening, help the murderer hide from justice?

On the main point of discussion; I do not care about my post-mortem legacy. As it stands, I won't have one, so screw it. I would take the deal assuming I wasn't helping cover up actual murders. Reputation after death doesn't mean much to me; helping some super psycho commit their evil acts is something I'd much rather not do, regardless of cash offers.

I hadn't thought of that

Lets just say the murders have already happened, and that you will take the blame for them.

Ill give you an offer.

You will be given $1million dollars a year for the rest of your life, this reward will be disguised as lottery winnings and will not seem questionable to any friends or authorities.

BUT

After you are dead, you will take the blame for a series of murders and other atrocities that have absolutely nothing to do with this offer. All of your friends and family will be disgusted with you and your name will be recorded in history alongside names like Hitler, Jack the Ripper and Nicholas Cage. Your name will be forever tarnished.... but you'll be dead.

Do you accept this offer?

discussion value: Is your reputation after death worth more than any amount of compensation?

how dare you sully the good name of Mr cage. may you be forever trapped in a twilight book.

I will not retract any of my statements about Nicholas Cage!
And being stuck in a Twilight book would be a far worse punishment than the one offered in this thread! I AM OFFENDED!

That depends what kind of evil stuff I get blamed for. Is it sexy, badass evil stuff that will get my name in heavy metal songs, or will it just be like, normal everyday evil stuff where people just think "oh that's really sad?"

This is important. :v


In all seriousness though, it seems like I could just, like, leave a note saying "lol no I actually didn't do that, here's my totally perfect alibi."

The millions of dollars would be hard to explain though. Maybe if I donated half to puppies with cancer or something.

Think like messed up mass murders numbering in the high thousands of people who didn't deserve it at all.

You might get a few metal songs and horror movies based on your story

An important question: If you don't take the money, do all the atrocities still happen? Does the person actually responsible get comeuppance,or at least the proper stain on their name? Or do we assume someone else takes the deal instead?

The murders have already happened, taking the money will alleviate the actual culprit of any punishment or suspicion.

 

[DBLT4P]

Free money AND a free shot at immortality? FUCK YES.

I doubt my life will amount to anything anyway. Better remembered as a **** than not remembered at all.

Sure its all a lie, and the bloke who actually committed the atrocities will get away with it. But why should I care about people when every time I try to be nice and helpful, I get rejected, stabbed in the back, and then spend the better part of a decade in near total social isolation?

Let the bastard get away with it, and let everyone else know my name and fear it.

I will admit that I found this argument very enticing, but as awesome as money is (and it is, especially free money, and with that kind of dough I could buy every car or motorcycle I ever wanted, a house beyond my wildest dreams in any city in the world, and provide carefree lives for my children and loved ones) every cent of it I ever spent would be tainted with the memory of what it will cost me and those I care about in the future. Also I have a problem with spending money I didn't earn and getting credit for something I did not do/achieve, regardless of how good or bad it will be perceived.

And who knows how history will be remembered? Hitler thought the world would thank him for exterminating the "scourge of humanity that is the jewish race," do we? Mao Zedong is responsible for the deaths of even more people, people who put their lives in his hands and trusted his guidance and leadership, but he is remembered as a hero and savior, but is he one?.

 

[The Event]

No. Because I intend to be cryo preserved after my death until such time as I can be fixed and brought back to life. Living my second life time with everyone thinking I'm a mass murderer will be a bit of a bummer.

 

[username sucks]

*Votes yes, but only for the money*
*Notices only 8 votes*

Well, at least 8 of us are honest. Unlike a couple others. Plus, times are shit. I'd eat shit for a million dollars a year ffs if it meant living financially easier for the remainder of my life. 99 problems and 95 could be solved with money, man. =/

I think you misread that. It says "only for more money". That means you would refuse the one mil a year.

Still, I must say that I think it's funny that eating shit is worse than being framed for atrocities while the actual perpetrator goes free. You have your priorities straight, guy.

 

[geK0]

*Votes yes, but only for the money*
*Notices only 8 votes*

Well, at least 8 of us are honest. Unlike a couple others. Plus, times are shit. I'd eat shit for a million dollars a year ffs if it meant living financially easier for the remainder of my life. 99 problems and 95 could be solved with money, man. =/

I think you misread that. It says "only for more money". That means you would refuse the one mil a year.

Still, I must say that I think it's funny that eating shit is worse than being framed for atrocities while the actual perpetrator goes free. You have your priorities straight, guy.

I'd take the blame if it meant I didn't have to eat shit for a year, So I guess that makes shit worse.

 

[Flutterguy]

Ofcourse i would, and given that kind of money I'd probably start a cult within a few months, so I would be a perfect scapegoat. Think about it Geko.