Poll: Age of gamers?

[TyphoidMary]

Consider how I sex up the ladies 24/7, I lose a lot of wait. And, I don't eat. I don't need to eat >

How do you sex up ladies 24/7 if you never leave the house... unless it is your Mom or sister...

I do believe it's called... The Internet! You can sex someone up in a chat room... I think. Does that count?

Sssshhh! Or he'll try and sex up you!

It's okay, I'm immune to the charms of 13 year old boys.

Are you sure? -rubs my stomach and chest seductively-

Consider how I sex up the ladies 24/7, I lose a lot of wait. And, I don't eat. I don't need to eat >

How do you sex up ladies 24/7 if you never leave the house... unless it is your Mom or sister...

It's your cat.

Psst... He keeps them in his dungeon.

Correct. I keep Spoony's cat, his mom, and his sister in the dungeon.

then who makes him dinner.

No one. He starves in his own house. It's quite a funny sight, actually.

But who feeds the "sexed up ladies" in his dungeon?

No one, they are all skeletons by now.

so you sex up skeletons?

Bingo. You are winrar! You hit the nail on the head! You ate the can of corn!

Oh I'm very sure. I like my guys taller... more mature... with a driver's license.

How do you sex up a skeleton? No fleshy bits.

I cut a hole in the pelvis

still though it would hurt like hell
penile fracture usually occours when the penis hits the plevic bone so you see where im going with this..

I put pillows all over the pelvis

You could slip, or a pillow could move, and boom! Penile fracture.

I padded my penis too. It's all good, man. I planned ahead of time.

Can you feel anything with penis pads?

 

[Joshimodo]

19, with 17 years of gaming experience. Got a NES and SNES on my 2nd birthday.

Wooh.

you cant possibly have been able do anything more than mash buttons and admire the colours at that age.

Damn straight. Pictures of the day prove both.

 

[TyphoidMary]

Le Snip?

Yes, actually. You'd be surprised.

Wow.. I'm mildly ashamed of myself for discussing this with someone younger than my little sister. Have fun with the penis pads and skeleton fucking.

 

[TyphoidMary]

Le Snip?

Yes, actually. You'd be surprised.

Wow.. I'm mildly ashamed of myself for discussing this with someone younger than my little sister. Have fun with the penis pads and skeleton fucking.

This is more embarrassing for me than you

True fact, I'm not fucking skeletons.

 

[TyphoidMary]

Le Snip?

Yes, actually. You'd be surprised.

Wow.. I'm mildly ashamed of myself for discussing this with someone younger than my little sister. Have fun with the penis pads and skeleton fucking.

This is more embarrassing for me than you

True fact, I'm not fucking skeletons.

Sure you aren't. That's what they all say.

Sh! Quiet you!

 

[TyphoidMary]

Le Snip?

Yes, actually. You'd be surprised.

Wow.. I'm mildly ashamed of myself for discussing this with someone younger than my little sister. Have fun with the penis pads and skeleton fucking.

This is more embarrassing for me than you

True fact, I'm not fucking skeletons.

Sure you aren't. That's what they all say.

Sh! Quiet you!

Never! Buffalo Bob is my witness!

Damn you Buffalo Bob! Always foiling my plans for silencing the others...

 

[TyphoidMary]

Le Snip?

Yes, actually. You'd be surprised.

Wow.. I'm mildly ashamed of myself for discussing this with someone younger than my little sister. Have fun with the penis pads and skeleton fucking.

This is more embarrassing for me than you

True fact, I'm not fucking skeletons.

Sure you aren't. That's what they all say.

Sh! Quiet you!

Never! Buffalo Bob is my witness!

Damn you Buffalo Bob! Always foiling my plans for silencing the others...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jh4gfzTpF0&feature=related And here is his dance [I fucked up the reference; It's actually Buffalo Bill]

That's what I thought... I've seen that movie about twenty times, the dance is still fucking priceless.

 

[TyphoidMary]

Le Snip?

Yes, actually. You'd be surprised.

Wow.. I'm mildly ashamed of myself for discussing this with someone younger than my little sister. Have fun with the penis pads and skeleton fucking.

This is more embarrassing for me than you

True fact, I'm not fucking skeletons.

Sure you aren't. That's what they all say.

Sh! Quiet you!

Never! Buffalo Bob is my witness!

Damn you Buffalo Bob! Always foiling my plans for silencing the others...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jh4gfzTpF0&feature=related And here is his dance [I fucked up the reference; It's actually Buffalo Bill]

That's what I thought... I've seen that movie about twenty times, the dance is still fucking priceless.

I know, it's just... oh god xD That's probably the most fucked up thing I've ever seen xD And I love every bit of it xD

Totally. They do a... Tribute... to it in Clerks II, if you've ever seen it. Jay (of Jay and Silent Bob fame) as Buffalo Bill. Anyway... You should really clean the skeletons out of the basement and go outside for a minute or two. Get some fresh air, maybe unglue your eyes from the screen

 

[lizards]

cool im the first to vote i never did that before

on topic:yep im 21-25 (23) and as yathzee put it im part of the "beer drinking college guy casual gamer" kind of person complete with a xbox 360 and gears of war, dead rising, call of duty, halo

I love people who say this kinda stuff, because they're NEVER the actual first, it just looks that way. haha.

when i came in here i voted and i was the only vote i never said i comment first please try to pay attention

 

[WhackySacky]

This has gone a bit stale

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

I'm 16, just turned it a few months ago, so I got awhile before I'm 17.

Not telling, I can't trust any of you.

Come on, you can trust me. I mean look at my name, it just screams trustworthiness.

C'mon, say it. Who wouldn't trust a name like that?

Also, can't you see that this name is reassurance incarnate? "Evil Raven" is totally not a name to run away from really fast.

*pictures a giant demonic raven.* Best. Monster. Ever.

 

[lizards]

cool im the first to vote i never did that before

on topic:yep im 21-25 (23) and as yathzee put it im part of the "beer drinking college guy casual gamer" kind of person complete with a xbox 360 and gears of war, dead rising, call of duty, halo

I love people who say this kinda stuff, because they're NEVER the actual first, it just looks that way. haha.

when i came in here i voted and i was the only vote i never said i comment first please try to pay attention

yes, but as the original poster pointed out, it's not possible for that to have happened because he voted first before anyone else, and frankly, not only do I find it much easier to believe he voted first because he likely did immediately after the thread was published, but, since you weren't the first to comment, I doubt you actually did. Since it often times takes a few moments for the votes to register, I just don't think you were. But alas, it doesn't really matter... accept that I did, indeed, pay attention.

do you have a problem or why is this s big deal

i came in everything was at 0 then i voted then something had 1 next to it jesus christ i dont care if you disagree but their is no point in fighting over something that is so damn meaningless