Poll: Am I the only one who cant bring himself to swear?

[slopeslider]

Im freakin 19 years old and I still say heck, crap and such. If someone ask's me what another person said, I automatically modify the swear words if there were any.
I am completely desensitized to it, me being on the internet and all, but I cant say them Sure I think the f-word and everything else in my head when someone comes in my line at work but doesn't know what they want to order, but I've never said any. I think I've only typed out Damn <5 times my whole life.
I've recently made myself say '*****' and 'ass' out loud to myself as those are terms and Im being nitpickey about those.
Anyone else like this or know someone like this, or am I the only one on the internet?

 

[Samurai Goomba]

I don't swear for religious reasons. I've no desire to, either.

 

[slopeslider]

I don't swear for religious reasons. I've no desire to, either.

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Then you are awesome.

 

[Frankydee]

I was like that until about eighth grade and I just got shit tired of holding my expletives back.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Meh, its no big deal.

I tend to avoid swearing. Especially excessive use.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Crikey what we 'ave ere is a rare breed of man, try as he might he can't swear. ain't 'e beutiful, see those teeth? bite straight through a chicken sandwhich they can... I'm going to go poke him with dis ere stick.

 

[SniperWolf427]

Rule number 1 is: You are never the...

Ahh, fuck it, I'll just wait for HUBILUB to show up.

 

[BillyShakes]

I believe I curse much too much. I've been trying to eliminate it altogether, and have been mostly able to reduce them.

 

[CD repo man]

FUCK NO!

But in all seriousness, i only swear when i feel the need to. Like, if i'm really pissed off or need to prove a point and subtlety isn't working.

 

[aruseusx]

I try my best not to swear.

 

[RatRace123]

I used to hold back, but then I just said fudge it, I'll fudgein' swear any time I shipping want to. Except on the Escapist, I probably can swear, but I've seen people get in trouble on other forums for swearing. So only on the internet do I, metaphorically hold my tounge.

 

[ae86gamer]

I swear, but never when I'm around my nieces. They copy whatever I do or say so I have to be careful.

 

[Julianking93]

Why the fuck can't you swear? Its no big fuckin deal man.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I swear out of habit all the time. There will be a lot of sentences that I'll just throw "fuckin" in the middle of just to make more interesting. Especially when it's something extremely analytical. Kind of de-nerds it to a certain degree. I'm not one of those "SWEARING IS SO COOL" kind of people but I sure as hell won't put the effort into censoring myself.

 

[Puzzles]

All the damn time. Mostly to express emotion, but sometimes... Just 'cos.

 

[USSR]

Do you go around yelling "That was Hella *****-ass!"

..if not, then I may just take that phrase.

 

[Kollega]

I do, but it's mostly variations of "shit" and lower. F-bombs in any language are a no-no even on the Internet.