*craving bacon*gagagagagagaga said:...who can't eat for at least a half-hour after I wake up?
I don't know what it is, but if I'm just rolling/falling out of bed, I can imbibe little more than something to drink.
I've had some success with bacon, but that's about it. Anything else has to wait for about 30 minutes before I even consider it. I suspect bacon of magic, and thus, it is irreverent to any outside force that would compromise it's deliciousness being enjoyed at any time.