Poll: An idea

[Sightless Wisdom]

My eyes... what are they seeing? I have legitimately never seen something so out random in a forum...

 

[Doom-Slayer]

Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door.

Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors.

The stronger you punch, the better the door.

So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.

What are your thoughts on this, fellow Escapists?

Tasty copypasta. But yes, this is a meme and has been said before several times.

 

[Carbonyl]

But what happens when you kick them?
I have tiny fists and not a whole lot of arm strength, but I can kick pretty hard. Does kicking create windows? And can creative kicks produce windows of stained (with blood) glass?

 

[Jonluw]

Would kicking be allowed?
My legs are stronger than my arms.

And what would you have to do to create specific ornaments, such as inscriptions?

 

[Carbonyl]

Would kicking be allowed?
My legs are stronger than my arms.

And what would you have to do to create specific ornaments, such as inscriptions?

Shanking, obviously.
Biting can be used to make crown molding.

 

[Jonluw]

Would kicking be allowed?
My legs are stronger than my arms.

And what would you have to do to create specific ornaments, such as inscriptions?

Shanking, obviously.
Biting can be used to make crown molding.

But do you need to be really precise with the shank, or is it enough to imagine the inscription really hard while you shank the guy?

Because I'm not sure I could shank an entire decorative inscription in a guy before he'd turn into a door.

 

[Kae]

But the hardest I can punch doesn't even bruise people, what if I headbutt instead, since my leg strength is lacking too, but my head is pretty hard, it's almost like a hammer, a hammer that gets dizzy after being used but a hammer.

 

[Fiad]

And I'll have one of whatever fine drug you've been smoking.

I second that. Please give me the name of your dealer.

 

[Carbonyl]

Would kicking be allowed?
My legs are stronger than my arms.

And what would you have to do to create specific ornaments, such as inscriptions?

Shanking, obviously.
Biting can be used to make crown molding.

But do you need to be really precise with the shank, or is it enough to imagine the inscription really hard while you shank the guy?

Because I'm not sure I could shank an entire decorative inscription in a guy before he'd turn into a door.

I assume it's like believing real hard in fairies to bring Tinkerbell back, but instead of clapping, you stab someone. And then they turn into a commemorative plaque.
But you have to really believe, or he'll just turn into a door. Probably something boring, like the doors they have in stairwells with the bar you push to open them.

 

[lacktheknack]

I dunno, I was thinking about boning this sixteen year old I work with, I like my idea better.

You could probably join the club if you do it so hard she turns into a door.

Best observation of the week. I died laughing.

OT: I'd start working out harder, so I can get me some bulletproof vault doors.

 

[Richardplex]

And I'll have one of whatever fine drug you've been smoking.

Although continuing along this man-punch-door train of thought, how hard do you have to hit someone on this scale to turn them into, say, an automatic door?

Perhaps how fast you punch also contributes, in which case, this fast?

 

[Forgetitnow344]

I just so happen to have a three-car garage with TWO garage doors... and being stored inside of the garage is a large pile of doors... keep off the lawn, eh, guy?

 

[RedDeadFred]

Well obviously Kick Puncher would be the best at making doors.

 

[DanielBrown]

This thread was a great way to start the day though. Thanks, OP.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Memes, memes everywhere! I can't keep up with them.