Poll: An Unstoppable Beast.

[zombiejoe]

Imagine that you find yourself in a dark, scary place, being hunted down by a horrible monster. The beast will never give up, never get tired, and never be killed. You can try to leave this place, if your fast enough, and find help. But no one can stop this monster. Nothing can kill it, and it won't be captured for long. And bringing it into public may put others in danger. Would you keep running, searching for a way to stop this beast, even if you understand its power? Would you decided to go out in a final battle, throwing everything you have at the creature? Would you simply give up? What would you do?

 

[AssassinJoe]

Here's my philosophy:

"Fight until you can't fight any more, then keep on fighting."

I think that sums up my answer.

 

[Skorpyo]

I would tame him, call him Bert, and rule the earth with my pet.

And he would be so cuddly...

 

[Snarky Username]

I was going to comment on your misspelling of "unstoppable" but I can't stay mad at you Zombiejoe!

OT: I would run around the world because I imagine it going something like an 80s montage.

 

[ottenni]

Get a torch, because grues do not like the light. Then wonder how the hell i ended up in Zork.

 

[zombiejoe]

I was going to comment on your misspelling of "unstoppable" but I can't stay mad at you Zombiejoe!

OT: I would run around the world because I imagine it going something like an 80s montage.

Yes, most people can't stay mad at me. I'M SO GORGEOUS
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[zombiejoe]

Get a torch, because grues do not like the light. Then wonder how the hell i ended up in Zork.

...what did you say?

lolz

 

[wolf92]

Has anyone tried giving this beast a hug? It's possible he's just misunderstood

 

[KefkaCultist]

I would tame him, call him Bert, and rule the earth with my pet.

And he would be so cuddly...

holy hell you just ninja'd what I was gonna say down to the name bert. here, have a cookie

Spoiler: cookie

Well anyways, to try to be somewhat original now I'll just go in depth and explain how I would befriend it.

I would find out what it likes to eat besides me (I'm gonna guess Snickers), run to the nearest vending machine/store and buy it that. Then talk very kindly too it and give it the item in a very calm, non-threatening way. Once it has that one I'll go get about 50 more and keep feeding it until it is completely satisfied. Then I would approach it and start to pet it and find its sensitive spot (every animal has one). After a while of that I would ask it nicely if we could be friends and if I could ride it. Then begin my hostile take over of the world

And if that fails I'll fight the fucker until I die!

 

[zombiejoe]

Zombiejoe! Yay!

I'd like to think I would fight the epic battle, but I'm a weak man and would let it kill me and get it over with.

IT'S YOU GOAT MAN!!!!!!

lolz, I'd probably get my face ripped apart by the thing.

lolz

 

[Mr. Omega]

Run. If it runs into other people, either A: It'll lose me in the crowds and mayhem, and if it finds me, I just run again. B: Someone will be able to beat it. or C: Sooner or later it might just find someone else to kill.

My bet is "A", though, meaning I'll be running for a while.

 

[Blue_vision]

Is it just trying to kill me, or am I the only person that happens to be under it's radar?

If it's sights are set on me, I think I'd find my way out to a public place, then immediately have a heroic sacrifice there. I wouldn't want to be running form it forever, but I would never want to die alone away from people.

EDIT: This brings up images of running from the CIA or something.
DOUBLE EDIT: If it is the CIA, I'd choose run forever. Just because I'd get to be like Jason Bourne.

 

[hittite]

My philosophy can be summed up in one quote.

"In dangerous ground: press onward. In encircled ground: devise stratagems. In death ground: fight." -Sun Tzu

I believe this scenario qualifies as "death ground".

 

[zombiejoe]

Is it just trying to kill me, or am I the only person that happens to be under it's radar?

If it's sights are set on me, I think I'd find my way out to a public place, then immediately have a heroic sacrifice there. I wouldn't want to be running form it forever, but I would never want to die alone away from people.

EDIT: This brings up images of running from the CIA or something.

Oh...wow the CIA thing does make sense.

 

[ottenni]

Get a torch, because grues do not like the light. Then wonder how the hell i ended up in Zork.

...what did you say?

lolz

A grue, yknow. They like the dark and eating adventurers.

 

[Criquefreak]

Unstoppable force? Find some way to trick it into a generator, possibly something like a treadmill or a hampster wheel. But if it can't be captured, then build the generator on the beast, use part of it to fuel the vehicles it'll chase because I'm on them, distribute the rest world-wide. Energy crisis solved.

 

[zombiejoe]

Get a torch, because grues do not like the light. Then wonder how the hell i ended up in Zork.

...what did you say?

lolz

A grue, yknow. They like the dark and eating adventurers.

ohhhh

I get it.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

In the end, it would be a combination. I would run for quite some time. Hide. Set traps.

Eventually, I would tire of the lifestyle, and resign myself to a battle.