Poll: Are you a nice guy or a jerk?

[zehydra]

I'm not a jerk, and I consider myself nice. However, I'm not what you would call friendly. I'm relatively anti-social and I need to be alone at times throughout the day. Not only do I like being alone, but I'm also kind of shy. I try my best not to judge people.

 

[Blind Sight]

Can you guess?

Actually, I prefer to think of myself as a magnificent bastard, apparently I'm surprisingly likable despite my habit of smacking people in the head when they're being twats. Might have to with the fact that, even with my professional bastard-ing, I'm still a decent friend and I NEVER stab people in the back. You have to do something to me first before I try to destroy you haha.

 

[Taxicab Samurai]

I'm overly nice to people I like/care about.
Always listen to people and try to help them.
I've always said I care about other people before myself, whether or not this stems from a low value of myself or be just being nice is up to debate.

If I don't like you however, I throw out all filters and do not give a crap.
Post something stupid on facebook and I'll make you look stupid, hurt someone I care about and I'll kill you with no regrets.
Hate people, love individuals I know personally.

 

[Smooth Operator]

As stated by most girls I am too nice, so I'm actually really working on being a prick, or atleast putting up a good act for them.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Im a nice jerk

That is an oxymoron.

OT: I've made an effort most of my life to be the nice guy, for what good it's done me. I think I fail more often than I'd like though.

 

[RandallJohn]

I'd say nice, but i suppose it's really up to those around me.

 

[Blackflame140]

I'm nice, but dont cross me.

 

[JunebugJuJuBee]

I wasn't aware that men fell into only two extreme categories. I feel enlightened.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

If you ask my exs then I'm a prick who's going to die alone.

 

[euro2019]

I'm a jerk. I have very little tolerance for drama and passive-aggressive bullshit in my circles, so if there's a problem of some kind I'll usually be sure to pull it out into the open for public humiliation via comedy - BUT ONLY IF everyone present already knows about it, AND only if doing so will bring about a more efficient resolution. Dignity is overrated.

Also, politically and morally, I hate everyone. I'm not big on the whole every-man-for-itself deal anymore, but I don't see any inherent reason to let anyone off the hook for abusing power. I don't get along much with my parents for that reason

I'm also a social gamer. I like MMOs, I love L4D, that sort of thing. In co-op play, I'll gladly help out someone who needs some tips - but I'm brutal on anyone who does things like wander off or pull too much threat: anything that wastes the rest of the group's time, really. There's nothing difficult about being competent and efficient with some regard of consideration of why everyone else is here.

Seconded. Really depends on the situation. If I'm nice, I'm very independent, people tend to listen to that more

 

[Frankster]

Nice with those I like+close friends, jerk to everyone else.

I don't trust anyone who is 100% nice or jerk, either they are very one dimensional, or they are hiding something.

 

[badgersprite]

I'm a nice girl, and, in combination with the fact that I'm normally quite forward and flirty, it totally works for me. Then again, women probably find that "niceness" more appealing in other women than in a guy.

Then again, I'm enough of a jerk that I almost always seem to attract girls who are already dating someone else, and don't really care enough to let that get in the way of being with someone I like. So, yeah, honestly I can be a jerk ass too, especially since my sense of humour can be pretty wicked at times.

Bah, I'm both I guess...

 

[FalloutJack]

Neither. I'm an asshole.

 

[trei]

I am really a nice guy ;-)

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[viranimus]

At one time I was possibly the nicest guy to live. Now ive grown hateful and jaded and became a self serving raging asshole. Oddly enough, ive got a medical as well as a personal justification for it. Ill say this, life is more peaceful and more boring when you stop giving a shit about anyone.

 

[Thunderhorse31]

I am a completely sarcastic ass, and can be a pretty huge jerk, but only when it might be funny. Not if it's going to genuinely hurt your feelings, and nothing malicious really. It's all in good fun.

To strangers, loved ones, and people on the internet I'm generally nice. But if you give me an opening to tear you a new one for the amusement of others? God help you.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

I'm too nice. Far, far too nice. Combine this with low confidence and naïve optimism and you get a person all too willing to help someone out, often to his own detriment, who never learns his lesson. Put simply, a doormat.

I refuse to change, though. I live for that warm fuzzy feeling I get after making someone a little happier.

 

[superbatranger]

I'm a woman.

And we all know what THEY are like, now, don't we?!

Yes, according to the internet, ya'll just some bitches and hoes. But, we all know that doesn't apply to all women. It only applies to the ones that are actually bitches and hoes.

(Wow, I almost went ghetto saying that, and as we all know, you can't trust everything the internet tells you.)

Ahem. Anyways, I find myself to be in between the two. Depends on my overall mood and such.