Poll: Are you an internet warrior?

[the spud]

Ahem, we prefer to be adressed as "The Knights of Snide Irony".

In all seriousness, no.

 

[booker]

Naw. Why should I need to be a tough guy when I'm actually a giant fluffy basket of kitten farts and baby smiles who just happens to like Cyriak?

Well, now that you stopped doing that LP, I know how I'll introduce you to people instead of "Rob, the loincloth bandito".

 

[lacktheknack]

Naw. Why should I need to be a tough guy when I'm actually a giant fluffy basket of kitten farts and baby smiles who just happens to like Cyriak?

Well, now that you stopped doing that LP, I know how I'll introduce you to people instead of "Rob, the loincloth bandito".

;_;

The LP is having... problems. IT MAY START AGAIN.

 

[Clive Howlitzer]

I am not although I see an awful lot of them on this site.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

No, I lean more towards my real life persona: Friendly and silly, but with a short tempter and a bad habit of making snippy remarks when I feel it to be entertaining to myself.
So... Internet Normal Guy.

I also find any and all "Internet Tough People" to be rather funny, as the idea of muscle even mattering in a place where verbal skills and picture collections hold such weight to be a rather silly one.

At least I will until the day comes when we can start punching people through the Internet.
When that day comes I suspect physical fitness will be at an all time high for sore facepalmers everywhere.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I wouldn't consider myself one, no. I am much more inclined to speak my mind online than in real life, but no I'm no Internet warrior. I pick my battles very carefully and most Internet battles aren't bloody worth it.

 

[funguy2121]

There is this dude that kind of stalks my facebook with the sole purpose of making snide stupid comments on my posts. Today he made a comment about how I whether the recoil of a shotgun I was using in a picture hurt me. And I got to thinking- knowing what I do about the actual guy, I could literally kill him with my hands if i needed to.

Then I began to find the whole thing hilarious because he acts all tough and cool online but can't back it up in life.

So, the question I pose to you, Escapists: are you an internet warrior or do you know one that is particularly bad?

Edit: Please forgive that last option. I was listening to an Old Spice commercial as I was writing this and for some reason I typed that. Idk.

I've read this twice and I'm not sure what you're saying about weathering a shotgun recoil storm. If someone trolls your FB, why not un-friend the SOB? Problem solved. Also: "internet warrior?" Is this supposed to mean a person who acts like he is the tits on the internet and then goes up from the basement to share dinner with his mother? Because, if that's the case, then we all know an internet warrior. And believe me, I've never ever ever forever never used an italicized boldface underscored statement on the Escapist before, so you know I'm telling the truth.

Me? I'm an internet ninja. Or maybe just an internet pickpocket. One day I hope to be an internet wraith, but only of the variety that can only be pronounced by Liam Neesom.

Funny how sleep dep mirrors intoxication

Edit: Damn you, limitations of my knowledge of HTML!!!!

 

[Dr_Feelgood]

Yes and im not on a horse...im on a unicorn.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

I'm more of an internet asshole.

 

[chaosyoshimage]

Huh, is that some kind of challenge? Do you think you can take me? Huh? That's what I thought!


Yeah, you could probably take me...