And now, a message from Number One, the new leader of the worldwide Enclave organization...
Greetings to you all, leaders and civil servants of man.
I understand that there is some confusion regarding the nature of we, the people of this glorious Enclave.
The confusion stems from the idea that everything you've been shown is how we are known to operate, but
I am here to tell you this: It is all a lie which we have fed you.
The Enclave does not care about such petty things as racial purity or indeed the central government of
one's country. True, our origins lie within the United States, but it is a great big world we would not
separate ourselves from it. When have you known the American government to keep to itself? You see?
That is the proof right there. If what you see overtly is happening, then so true is everything done covertly.
We are an international organization. We are everywhere. Everything from your corporate executives to your
janitors could be a member of the Enclave. We hold no member higher than the other based upon their day job,
their income, their country of origin, or whatever else you may think up. That was our smokescreen, cleverly
employed so that we could settle in. It's a little like Fight Club in that sense.
As for the question of 'Who is Enclave?', that answer is simple. YOU are. Maybe not all of you, but some
of you. And the rest will fall, bit by bit, into our calculating hands. We share the same face on the surface
of things, something most countries can't seem to accomplish. Become one of us. There are no regrets.
(The preceeding was a worldwide message from Number One of the Enclave and done for laughs. Any attempts to take this message even somewhat seriously will be met with snickering and guffaws. And repeat to yourselves, FalloutJack is freakin' awesome!)
