Poll: Are you evil?

[delet]

You're going to have to give me an accurate description of what you consider 'evil' first. 'Evil' is quite difficult to define.

I mean "evil" as in plotting to take over the world

Well that's a fairly lame version of 'evil.' Taking over the world is worthless, not to mention impossible. It'd be much better to just rid the earth of this pesky thing called 'humanity' than to rule over it.

So no, I guess I'm not evil under your lame, single-minded definition.

 

[Billion Backs]

Evil is subjective. As bullshit alignments go, I'm Chaotic Neutral.

What pisses me off the most is other people telling me how to live my life. My "moral standards" are my own, and frankly I don't care if someone considers some of them to be "evil" or "good".

Egotism and survivability is generally a good thing. Cooperation and teamwork (and saving those who you could use as living shields later) are, too, useful things.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I'm more of an asshole. Sooooo... half evil.

 

[Lambi]

]Am I evil? He...he he...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[HEADING=1]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!![/HEADING]

*Clears throat*

No.

Gave me a chuckle, that did. And I imagined Light's laughter when I read the laugh.

OT: I don't consider myself evil, no. On the contrary, I consider myself fairly good.

 

[Neonbob]

I...don't think I'm evil. Others may, but they're the weird ones. Really.
Honestly, I consider myself to be a "meh" on the scale of good and evil. Simply because I have not done anything that would put me on one side or the other.
Quite a few of my thoughts, however, could probably be seen as evil.

 

[maxben]

Maybe, it all depends on who you ask.
I have a very strong sense of morality, its just that my morality happens to be out of synch with what people regularly think of as moral.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

I'm a guy who tries to be the Evil Mastermind bent on world domination when all he really wants to do is pick up a sword and go on a berserker rampage of death and destruction..

 

[Internet Kraken]

Are you an evil mastermind? I am evil for sure. Is anyone with me?! Anyone?

You talk like being evil would be considered a positive quality.

 

[Daipire]

Mastermind, yes. Evil, no. But Belevolent Mastermind just doesn't have the same ring(Not that I'm all the benevolent either >.>)

Neutrally-dispositioned mastermind?

And I'm evil, but mastermind is such a harsh word.

I prefer evil superiourmind

 

[IGNOREME]

You're going to have to give me an accurate description of what you consider 'evil' first. 'Evil' is quite difficult to define.

I mean "evil" as in plotting to take over the world

Well that's a fairly lame version of 'evil.' Taking over the world is worthless, not to mention impossible. It'd be much better to just rid the earth of this pesky thing called 'humanity' than to rule over it.

So no, I guess I'm not evil under your lame, single-minded definition.

I guess you are right when you said that evil is difficult to define. I guess your version of evil is a lot better than mine

 

[IGNOREME]

Are you an evil mastermind? I am evil for sure. Is anyone with me?! Anyone?

You talk like being evil would be considered a positive quality.

Well that's because I think it is.

 

[Kapol]

While I have tons of evil plots and know many ways I could get away with horrible things, I'm a good guy. No matter what it is, I always do the 'good' thing.

Then again, good and evil are both more based on personal ideals.

But then again, wouldn't a real evil person purposely do the "good" thing so that you can fool people into thinking that you are good?

SHHHH! You're gonna ruin my plan!

 

[Pariah87]

Nah, I'm too apathetic to be evil.

Then again, if I were to be evil, it would be the racist genocidal kind who forces children to work for 20 hours a day for no pay. Plus I'd ban all kinds of entertainment, including videogames. Rows of chavs would be my shooting practise, each with explosives implanted into their baseball caps.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

I put on a nice face for the common folk, but I won't hesitate to show my true colors the second there's a buck to be made.

 

[Nickisimo]

I am Lawful Neutral, sir. Also, I roll a +4 on saving throws from tacos.

 

[IGNOREME]

Nah, I'm too apathetic to be evil.

Then again, if I were to be evil, it would be the racist genocidal kind who forces children to work for 20 hours a day for no pay. Plus I'd ban all kinds of entertainment, including videogames. Rows of chavs would be my shooting practise, each with explosives implanted into their baseball caps.

There's evil and then there's just plain mean. No video games?! Why not take it a step farther and let those pesky little slaves keep their video games and implant subliminal messages in them.

 

[Avian Fang]

Am I evil? Yes, I am
Am I evil? I am man

 

[Internet Kraken]

Are you an evil mastermind? I am evil for sure. Is anyone with me?! Anyone?

You talk like being evil would be considered a positive quality.

Well that's because I think it is.

How would being evil be a good thing? It means you are wicked person who would be shunned if people learned of your true nature. You'd be a malevolent psychopath that is only contributing to all the suffering and pain in the world. You would provide nothing of quality, while being a parasite that leaches of society and destroys it from within. An example of what is wrong and corrupt with the human species.

Unless you're just pretending to be evil because it's cool, or some stupid shit like that.

 

[IGNOREME]

Are you an evil mastermind? I am evil for sure. Is anyone with me?! Anyone?

You talk like being evil would be considered a positive quality.

Well that's because I think it is.

How would being evil be a good thing? It means you are wicked person who would be shunned if people learned of your true nature. You'd be a malevolent psychopath that is only contributing to all the suffering and pain in the world. You would provide nothing of quality, while being a parasite that leaches of society and destroys it from within. An example of what is wrong and corrupt with the human species.

Unless you're just pretending to be evil because it's cool, or some stupid shit like that.

Who's to say that society isn't already evil, maybe I'm one of those people that has "good intentions" and is working towards a "better future" per-say

 

[Internet Kraken]

Are you an evil mastermind? I am evil for sure. Is anyone with me?! Anyone?

You talk like being evil would be considered a positive quality.

Well that's because I think it is.

How would being evil be a good thing? It means you are wicked person who would be shunned if people learned of your true nature. You'd be a malevolent psychopath that is only contributing to all the suffering and pain in the world. You would provide nothing of quality, while being a parasite that leaches of society and destroys it from within. An example of what is wrong and corrupt with the human species.

Unless you're just pretending to be evil because it's cool, or some stupid shit like that.

Who's to say that society isn't already evil, maybe I'm one of those people that has "good intentions" and is working towards a "better future" per-say

No you're not. If you're calling yourself evil then you are, by definition, existing to commit harmful and immoral acts. There are no good intentions involved when you are evil. If you did have good intentions you would never brand yourself as evil since that would give people the wrong impression about what you are trying to do. If society labeled your actions as evil, you would refute that. You wouldn't want to be considered evil, because there is nothing positive about being evil.